A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”

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Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini ..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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