Me : Mbali I wanna take you out
Mbali : 😍 kuphi sthandwa sam and when?
Me : today, I’m taking you out of my life for good
Reply as Mbali
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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
Islender uma kuyubusika sibanda engathi insimbi yetende
Nongoma be like…
Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧
aibo weNongoma
Uyiphuzise🍺 intombazane👩 eclabhini 🕋then ucel ukuhamba 🚶nay endlin 🏠um Nifika endlin ucel uku hvr nay ivel ikutshel ukuth ikuma period 🔴unye nyiii😂😂😂✋✋
wish ipipi 🍆 liyasi reportela
like Bank transaction💳 uzwe
ngeMassage ithi ” 1Round withdrawn from Thabo and 2ml of sperms💦deposited to Mbali’s account😂using dog style
Me : sawubon gogo
Gogo : yebo
Me :ukhona zinhle
Gogo: yebo ukhona (amemeza) zinhle vela
Me: zinhle unayo lencwadi lethi im here 2 see u
Zinhle :no nginale ethi ” im buzy”
Me : lena ethi ‘whn must i come back ?’
Zinhle : kunale ethi “8:30mp
Gogo: awuyifun le ethi” do you think i’m stupid wena mfana”
Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌
January Tip:
Majita to all those abacabanga ukuyolobola,abalobole
manje ngo January cz imindeni imukela noma yin ofika nayo!!
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali
Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂
Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
Mengase umzali wakho
angene ku FB wakho
abone leythombe ogovoze kuzona
kunganyiwa impela☝
Ne Cleavage sengath umnsinsila
wa plumber
When ur Bae is treating u so good that
u even thinking of going to church and say
“Bazalwane yaz kum’nandi ukujola”
Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso
Utombona ngoku Saba litulu kutsi
Uyakolota may be imali esidliso enyangeni (sangoma)