Usisi wakwa makhelwane be like “Sengingamane ngishiywe indoda kunokuba ngishiywe abangani beyophuza”

Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!

Lento yenu yokushintsha uPende ngoDecember siyadideka mese sibuya sidakiwe

Teacher :Ubizwa ngani umunt oposter njalo ku facebook

Mdelwa: Umphostoli!!

2018 sfuna lokhu

Him: Bae ngcel kuba nawe today

Her: Eish angikho yaz, bt kzoza uSisi wami ..Love you!!

Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz

1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!

Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”

Leendokuhle Lee Mkhabela>
Indoda e broke uybona ngokuth mayzamula iphume inyembezi

Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo

I’m 100% Sure Ukuthi Lentombazane Epheka Isombo Lase KFC iSingle Phela No Husband cn stand
tht shit

Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!

Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!

Fake gold tooth kant
vele unembebevu
sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath
ingweny

Dark skinned Girls are soo
jealous of light skinned chicks
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uzwa bathi “she’s not beautiful, its the colour, imagine her with dark skin uzobona mubi kanjani”