Now that you are sober, probably broke, likely in debt & the only thing that you are able to PAY is attention, I can now safely say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE PHEZU KOMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali.
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Isbindi is when you drink Vodka that has a higher percentage than your matric school result you got 29% in English but you drinking Russian Bear 43% haibo you’re ambitious yaz
Lifike lincelwe ingane encane ibele nithule
Ebese lincelwa indoda sewuyahayiza ey ngoba nina ave ni actor kamnand!!
Guy ngicela lingiphendule lapha
N azaphendulsla umbuzo lo
Ngizomnikeza i prize
Umbuzo lo umi kanje so
Uma usenga inkomo esbayeni
Uyabe usengani?
A) inkomo
B) uchago
C umbele
D) ibele (50 marks)
UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?
Melo Mthokozisi Shelemba>
Yazi niganga kabi nina
Labey’hlahla zo BANANA
emakibo/emakabo
Nicabanga ukuth asazi yin ethanda ubanana?
Futhi ledla lo Banana?
If ujola nomunt okhuluma sign langauge ebese ubuya ebusuku uth uyangena nje endlin esath uyathetha nge sign umane ucishe ugesi ushone ekamelwen!!
Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”
Umubi mft
manje ulibele
u posterna ne cleavage
funa sihhale
Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful
Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday
Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?
English
• Something’s Fishy here
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IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah
I’m Not Good At Translations But I’m Sure; “Ubheda Kakhulu” Is “You Better And Cool”.
Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:
Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwà
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele
Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..
Eliph levila elaqhamuka nalento yokpheka amazambane engacwecwiwe.
Angeke awthol umendo lowo😂