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Utitsengele I jean yakho le dzavubukile
Ushiye uyogeza mawubuya uyiftole gogo
Wakho ayiftungile 😆😁
Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???
*Matatizo ni nini???*
“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,
Ngicela ungithumele ifoto yakho,
it’s not that ngikukhumbulile ngifuna kuyibeka ekhishini ngithuse amagundwane ngayo, ngincede pls ngiphelelwe i rattex.😃😂😁😀😊
Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.
uNyaa wayegula esesibhedlela.
Wacela ukuthi bemphaphathele amaqanda
esibhedlela nxt tym izivakatshi nxa zibuya….
njengoba wayengacacanga ukuthi ufuna lenziweni imuli
yacabanga ukuthi kungcono babhoyile elinye,
elinye balifraye…
bathe bemphathele wabe ewakhangela wakhala
ehlengezela inyembezi esisithi
“Ngabe liifraye leli elibhoyiliweyo labhoyila eli frayiweyo”.
Given a chance ukuvusa umuntu oyedwa kwabafileyo,
Ungavusa bani?
Uhlangane ne x yakho solo yibi
Uze uyibute kutsi solo usangikwatele yini nge bubi
When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT
Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.
Grade 12’s here is ur new time table
08:30- Generations
09:00- Muvhango
09:30- Skeem Saam
10:00- Emzini Wezinsizwa
10:30 Break
11:30- Rhythm City
12:00- Scandal
Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!
Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole
Uthole u Mbali ahlezi phans e tavern Kant
sekadabule I Jean yaka Noxolo😂
Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do
wenzani uDraw’iAttention nah!?😕
:- Ngidraw’iAttention mina!!… ung’bona ng’pheth’ipen ne Drawing Board la!?😬
#Eish..