Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
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White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
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Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢

Imagine Dating Someone Who Blocks And Unblocks You…
ngathi Uyi Drain Yamasimba

Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔

White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena

You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”

KFC cashier :would you like to donate R2 for a hungry child.
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Zulu guy :Mbizeni ngizodla naye LA!

Caroly: They catch me male Cow

Me : What 😮

Caroly: They Catch Me Bull

Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏

Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie

I can’t wait to teach my boy that
Head- ikhanda
Snake – _umngani_
Rubbish – intombi
Education- Best Friend

Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii

[Practicing The Wedding Step👣💍]
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Whites: 123…456…789..
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Blacks: 123 ayeye…456 woza…789…wasala wena..

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait.

NgeWinter isyllabus yokugeza isuke isiphelile sesitshaya ama revision nje sigeza ikhanda lezandla lenyawo.
Ask any teacher .