Ngyafisa ukuthi one day isex eddict ihlangane noMthakathi enqunu
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Uyinike uR500 intombi yakwaNongoma uzwe isithi
“kodwa kungani ungilobolela emgwaqweni?”.
Ngehlelwa yibhadi etaxin ngishaywa yingane uthi Mama wayo ngingaviki izokhala
Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit
Breaking News
*Thina sikhule kabuhlungu straight!*
“`Bewuthi uzihlalele nje uzwe kuthiwa:“`
“ _Mbambeni simpeyite_ “
U are ungly in such a way that usabe nokuphuma
Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo
Him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho 😂
Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla.
Angifuni doti phansi kwami*
Kids : Baba ubuya Nini ?
Daddy: Ngo December betwana bam
Kids : Usiphathele izfebe uMama uthi udla Zona lapho
Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.
😂😂😂
Our former President Mr Jacob Zuma took sum of his members out with him for drinks and after drinks the waiter brought the bill, Jacob:R1400
Fikile :R964
Mantash :R1100
Cele :R700
Total:R4164
After Jacob saw the bill he just goes like, hayikho i don’t remember inviting Total here honestly he must pay his on bill plus he owns many filling stations in South Africa
uThisha wam ungfice ngvule iskhwama sakhe 👜 Ngavele ngathi Bengibheka istulo
Kaze ngikubone umhlolo oso ng I the mangithatha uhambo lwami oluya e Town losesi bekahleli phambikwami akusimubi akasimubi was ho isesi athi ayaph budi😂😂usesi amazinyo awunuki awanuki guy pls asigezeni Shem😂
Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?
U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-
Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.
Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.
Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele
Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.
I am the boss of my heart,
ngiyaqasha futhi ngiyadiliza uma usungidakelwa