Ngendlela omnyama ngayo sengathi wazalwa ukhanulwa😂😂
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
White parents : you depend on us ….
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Darkies : udla mina , ulala mina , ugqoka mina
Mina mangiposter ama status, ngisuke ngingakhulumi nawe.
Uwena onezinkinga ezifana nama status ami.
Bangani bami, ake ningisize ningicebise la. Ngingavimba ngani ukuchiphiza izinyembezi njalo mangiqoba u onions. Sengizame izinto eziningi akukho okulungayo, meke nje ngaqala ngivele ngiteteme engathi ngiyingane izwa imoto ya-ice cream idlula ngomgwaqo. .
Angilele ngiyacabanga la, why ilayisi libuya linjalo uma uhlanza kodwa ube uhlafunile?
A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….
Only Zulu’s Will Name Twins
Buhle and Buhleee
Posting about ubae wakho ukuphethe kakuhle is so old,
post his/her number sizibuzele…
Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..
Black parents be like
“Yabonake aythukwa inhlamba laykhaya uyezwa masimbskho?
*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*
3weeks pregnant so poster abantwana base America ? 😒..
.Linda sisi uyeza unongoloza wakho😁
Umjolo funa ngathi ungaba sdudla ngoba ungaba slender ungafa nekufa
It’s not like ngiyalisaba igundwane,
ukuthi nalo livele lize fast ngingakabi ready.
“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli. 😐