This year sicela ukubuyelwa ilamantombazane akhala aziphonse phansi uma sibajolela hayi laba abasijolela back

Ngicela usizo guys, ngifuna umuntu ozogada ugogo wami ona-88 years. Lo muntu ngizomkhokhela R2 500 ngenyanga, ukudla ngizomthengela kanye nama-cosmetics.

Ugogo ubehlala nomalume, washona umalume. Wahlala no-anti, washona u-anti. Wahlala nomfazi kabhuti, washona umkamfowethu. Wahlala nomzukulu wakhe, washona naye. Manje bengimqashele omunye usisi, naye ushonile last week.

Ngiyan’cela baf’ethu, ugogo uhleli yedwa manje.

Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha.

Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja.

Kwaqala ngogogo wami bamdayisela amateku e-Adidas anemigqa engu-5, manje sebedayisele umkhulu isikibha esibhalwe: ‘Sebenza Girl’.

Ngafeyila u-grade 11 4 times, ngaphasa u-Matric with 6 distinctions kodwa azange ngiye enyuvesi ngenxa yemali. Ngasebenza kwaPEP for 2 years before ngiye e-UKZN & finishing in record time. Now I’m a qualified CA.
Ngiyadlala, ngizama ukuba yi-motivational speaker.

WHITES:”Nice suit, David.”

BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”

Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’

To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.

Kahleni-ke ma-local artists, ubani manje uSamthing Madadeni?

Black Coffee unenhlanhla ngokuthola owesifazane oqotho futhi onobuntu, abanye ngabe kade basiphosta lesiya sandla.

Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”