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Ukwenza kwabantu abanomhawu

a)Nice car ~ iyokwenza i accident njalo imoto yakho idla i fuel
b)Rich family~ banomkhobo
c)Loving husband ~ wadliswa
d)Gain weight ~ ama ARV ayamvuma
e) Loose weight ~ukugula sekumqalile
f)Good marriage ~ abaqedi mnyaka bebonke
g)Look good ~ webolekile impahla
h)Build a nice house ~ uzofa ayishiye.
i)Start a new project ~ akula lapho okuyakhona lokhu .

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LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe

Muntu bamfaka ngama back door

Haiybo, Ladies
Utholwa abanjani lo beer ose glasin enihlezi nehla nenyuka nawo ema clinicπŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐


Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”

– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ? πŸ˜’
– White Man: 😏 No Ways Dude βœ‹ That’s impossible 😀

(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)

– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ? πŸ˜“πŸ˜₯
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??


Awukho umbuzo ozondwa ngabafazi njengalothi “uphi ubaba wengane?”


Uma ngathi uyadinga umsebenzi ufice i(X) yakho iyiyo iboss lapho yikho phone khona ukuthi teacher weMaths wayeqinisile me ethi find the value of X

Indoda ene Degree ne Diploma, Istabane leso.Indoda yangempela ino Grade 9 nesbhamu


Uma u fake izinyo akusho ukuthy u ya babaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ngizoza, serious-ke this time.”

Kusho lo muntu ombiza ngentombi yakho ekwenza islima okwesi-9.

“Ye ye ye Love Hurts” Thina Sakhula Sidlala β€œuKheth’Omthandayo”
Uze uPhele uNgakhethwanga uLokhu uShaya iZandla.
We know pain.


Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.

Dear Ramaphosa
Sicela umane uvule izikole noma sew 2 weeks nje,
sinenkinga lapha othisha abasagezi. Vula khekha πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘