Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.”
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So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??
Usathi uyahlala kwi
Relationship
Afike umnikaz wesihlalo
Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 😂 😂 😂.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.
Sometimes ukusebenza estolo uyadeleleka. Nangu omunye uzongbuza ngokudla kwezinja ukuthi “YIKUPHI OKUMNANDI ?”. Nali ibhadi lami 😡😡😡
Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti.
Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲
Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.
Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”
Ujole ne ndoda ebhala kanje:
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Ijani bhebhi anay etham nahlanje zofon sasa
Inkhani yoMzulu ngathi yi trolley yase Shoprite…
.ayi control’leki
Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt
Nkunzi:what is to become of us a
Nation
Sbu:i saw Kaizer chiefs Winning but I
Kept quiet
Sbonelo:Ndabona Umzimba We
Orlando pirates umanxebanxeba but
I looked away
Njeza:I wanted to help but Manyama
Kept Scoring,if good fan don’t act now
What is to become of our team
Khathaza:Stop Abusing Orlando pirates
For God’sake✌😍🔥😂😂😂😂
Uma lina nangoDisemba, sizodesha ngayo le mvula.
Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
Whites : Nice Jacket
Whites : Thank You
Blacks : Nice jacket
Blacks : R2000 cabanga
90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.