Ulizwe ukuthi alifikikhona kodwa uzothi mawulithanda🍆🍆
sengisho ipipi guys limunandi shame
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👨- Ungichaza Masu Smiler😋🤗
After 3Months
👨- Ungnyanyisa Masusineka Ubala🙄😏
Meanwhile In Court
Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019
Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter
Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please
Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm
Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??
Me: baba ngwenya
The presenter of nyan nyan
is like “Cela mxelele lento okade undixelela apha
ngaphandle ngabe sengithi ndiyaxoka”
Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
UNyaa waya lapho kunamantombazane
adayisa ngomzimba eyothenga.
Wafike wathi yena ucela eHIV positive.
Bambuza ukuthi yinindaba.
Wathi ufuna imthelele,
yena uzothelela uanti osebenza ekhaya,
uanti athelele ubaba wakhe,
ubaba athelele umama,
umama uzothelela indoda eletha ubisi.
Yiyona kanye lendoda ayifunayo ngoba
ishayise ibhaysikili lakhe yangaxolisa.
I really can’t waste my money ngiyise uQueen eCinema kusakhona TV ne DVD la 🤔😗
.
sihlulwa yn ukuyothenga CD ya R10 eyi 11 in 1 sibuke ama movie weekend yonke??
After sesihlukene ngicela utshele izingane zakini, ziyeke ukungicela amashumi.
Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.
*esho ekhomba*
Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
I can’t wait to buy a car, ngizikhiphe nabangani bami abangenazimoto. Sithi sisahlale 30min e-clubbin bese ngithi: “Sengi-right bef’ethu, asinyakaze.
Uboke uthuse uDriver mase kusele wena naye eTaxin uthi
“ngicela ukusala langafela khona”
Sjava once told his mom kutsi”ngyosebenza Egoli Ngzokwakhela umuzi🏫 wakho😍
Jiki Jiki’angsakhoni ngikhumbul’ mah
Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi
Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!