TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.ππππ
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile
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Ngemsa ‘shulungeke iduno Yaaaah neh
Baba kho fena nefena
NGEKE ISABHALWA KWANONGOMA EXAMπππ
AMA QUESTION PAPER ASIDLIWE UMUHLWA
Does “Nomvula” In English means
“No Rain”? Zulus Helpπππ
No Mvula
Ngiyathembisa mhla ngaba nemoto akekho ongeke ayidle imali ye Road Accident Fund
Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo
Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo –
beautiful man is the cow
Bafwethu SikwaNONGOMA nomjita wami Siqambe Amanga Sathi siDISTRUCTION BOYS Ngikhuluma nje sidla inyama mahhala,Uma ngiqeda ukuluma ngivele ngithi HAIIBOO! Bavele Bahlanye BaJaive Bonke
Musani ukusfonela after 20h00,,,sishadile bandla.
si-married
si-wedding
si-lililili.π
Kikiki kwakuhle kwethu.
Ufuna umshado kodwa ufaka isisu ephentiniπ
Ubani ongavuma ukushada ne Kangaroo
Once wabona engat akasak thandi vele akasak thandi ngeke uzwe sengat uphethwe ikhanda ube uphethwe izinqa
UCocacola angayifaka iAlcohol ku2L wakhe inkinga inina eniyothi meseniphuzile nidelele nitshele uBheki Cele. Futhi nina!!!
Umama wami uyisangoma esikhuluma isingisi uma ethimula uthi “it’s you”
Angilalanga ngifundisa ugogo
Kuqulela πͺAngithi udle
Imali yeStokofela ππ
Munftu ahluleke kuguca athandaze for 2 minutes
Kodwa nge doggy style ulaster boma 30 minutes uma ete u shukela
Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )