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Kant kungani Indoda edlisiwe inenkani mayitshelwa ngosiyazi?
Ibani niphephula ngisageza amabhodwe
Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card 😭
Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.
Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know
Thabiso: Hippopotamus
Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso
Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini?
Thomas: haai yena why ethi hippopothomas laye ngu hippopo thabiso….
Tom Boys hate the
sound of Back to school
Phela abazwan nesketi
Naku kudlula iPhara lidayisa ngama pampers, ngithi asinayo ingane encane la ekhaya. Lithi lizoyiletha ntambama
What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
Some lady in a taxi just saw her boyfriend walking with some girl,
she opened the window and screamed “Nizonya nina nobabili”
“Nizonya masimbenu” , “driver misa lemoto” ,
“Weh driver ngithe yima nawe mdidi wakho
Uthi ufihlela mina I mali emabeleni akho mtase
Uzwe ngo Mandela sekamunya le bele lakho
Unyee nyiii
Entering the taxi…..
Me: Sanibonani😀
Passanger: Ai wena hlala phansi si-late🙄
Some people yrrrrrrr
if your wife doesn’t reply to your “I LOVE YOU” txt ,mphinde ngeyokuthi WRONG txt 😕😕😕😕😆lapho yikho obona khona ukuthi eyakuqala ubeyibonile
Ngala ujabulela ukuthi iboyfrnd yakho iyakubheja,ngala uyaguga lutho amalobolo.
Black people hit you first before they give you a warning
Phaa phaa……ngzokshaya wena
😂😂😂
Mii: Yhoo bbe umuhler eish
Bbe: Namanga Bbep
Mii:eish bbe wavel wangbamba Yhoo 😕😂
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Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??