“Ngyaxolisa ukuba Iscefe Qhubeka Ney’ Ntombi Zakho💔” Aw Sukanin Madoda The Girls🤣
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Mhla kushada mina wonke umuntu uyodlula kimi ne-plate achaze ukuthi ungazelaphi. 😑
(FB Post ka Nzuzo Cele)
Kuno stepfather abayolanda ama report namhlanje ey😅ngoba amantombazane izinja. Kodwa nani bafana khemani mani nivumelani ukuyothethiselwa izingane eningazizali😂
Losisi utsi di man uphe umtwana omuhle
Kodwa yena hayii jooh ubuhlungu lomuntu (mubi)
Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane” 🙁 🙁
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??
Nente i sex nimile cedza muntu athi ulale nawe
Spoil ur man mtaka Ma, uke um’vakashele
uthwele 24 ye’Hansa ekhanda
Ayikho into ebuhlungu njengokuhlaka esithulini esinamakhungela
Le pain eniyizwa uma nikuma period, Nathi sizwa yin uma nisicela imali. 😭😭😭😭
Mina ngumuntu wabantu what if lomunt umunt wa BBE WAKHO ?
Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”
Ladies indoda inikezwa uthando qhaa.
Ofuna ikhekhe umbonise istove abhake.
Singaphelelwa osisi bethu.
RIP Mama uWinnie Madikizela Mandela!!!
Sacela mawufika ngale utshele uTata Madiba ukuthi kubi!!!!
Kuyabheda la eMzansi!!!!
1. kune EFF elwa noMsholozi!!
2. UZuma akesesiye upresident
3. URamaphosa uthi singawudli uPolony😭😭😭😭
4. UMalusi Gigaba unyuse iVAT seyiwu15%💔💔💔
5. Sesino Zodwa wabantu ongaligqoki iphenti!!!!
6. Kubi nje la eMzansi kulahleke noDuduzane
7. Ayiduri Data ithi go garanti kanti uFree mode uyabhora uzithola sewureacta ngo❤ kanti kufakwe isthombe se-Ex yakho😭😭😭😭
8. We miss your Dance(Madiba Jive) safa yiVosho!!!!!
9. Syakukhumbula Tata, you won’t believe ukuthi amacala kaZuma asenciphe kanjani😳😳😳 from 700+ to just 16!!!!!
10. Cishe ngakhohlwa, sesiphelile uNkunzi entshontha izimoto kwaMashu nebhlukwe eliyi pyjama!!!
Kuningi nje Tata angeke kuphele kunanama Gupta phakathi!!!!
Please Mama Winnie udlulise sana!!!
That awkward moment when you ask your bae that
“baby sibangaki kuwe?”
And they say “Niyi-wedwa”
ADVICE FOR MEN:
umfazi ophuza utshwala, shiya.
umfazi onqaba nefoni yakhe, shiya,
umfazi othanda i airtime okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ohlala eku buzzer ukuth’ ufone engafoni, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma islang/kasi-lingo, shiya,
umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
umfazi okuthwa number busy ngama 11, shiya,
umfazi ojayiva ku roadshow, ngikutshelile wena; shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ivesi, yeyi wena ngithi shiya,
umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
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