Thina siyabazi oYellow bone, Ususho ukuthi ngobuso nje bodwa nabo obubuya kuma- Panel beaters, obenziwe. Usuwu yellow bone njalo.Khohlisa abase Nyanyadu.
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Uyabona nje uZodwa nomshado izinto ezimbili ezihlukene.Kahle kahle ufanelwe ukupheka emcimbini nokukikiza.
Namanje ngisanenhlanhla.Ukube njalo mangi cheater ngiphuma izinyo,kube Kade ngidl’idokwe
👵🏽: “Makoti!”
👩🏽🦰: “Mah.”
👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”
👩🏽🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”
👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”
Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
Ungabo jaja umuntu wesfazane
Uma ehla ezimotweni ezihlukene zamadoda
Mhlampe ungumakhenikha
WENDLALA INDUMISO PHEZU KWAMEVA
Wendlala indumiso phezu kwameva,akawasusi ameva bese endlala indumiso kodwa Wendlala indumiso phezu kwawo ameva.
Buka la unkulunkulu uthi la wendlala indumiso phezu kwaMeva(inkinga) kodwa akawasusi Aameva (ayinkinga) kodwa wendlala phezu kwawo.
Ngfuna ukukhuluma nawe namhlanje ngithi unkulunkulu angeke aysusa inkinga empilweni yakho iyohlezi ikhona kodwa iyodwa into ayenzayo ufike endlale indumiso phezu kwayo ukuze wena ukwazi noma ukhone ukuhamba phezu kwayo.ngfuna ukuxoxa nawe bhuti,sisi,mama,baba okhalayo othi mina izinkinga zingimele ngenhla izinto zami azingilungeli kwirelationship,angiwutholi umsebenzi,ngixabana njalo nomndeni wami,bayangithuka omakhelwane,ngizondwa nangabangani bami,lalela ungalwi nenkinga kodwa zama ukubiza unkulunkulu ukuthi endlale indumiso ukwazi ukubhekana naleyonkinga.
Ujesu waphelelwa amandla nanethemba mhla eshawa,ebulawa esiphambanweni bt unkulunkulu akaze ababulale lababantu ababeyinkinga kuJesu wavele wabayeka benza konke abakuthandayo bt wathumela ingelosi ukuthi imnike amandla ngaphandle kokulwa nabo
UDavide akaze azame ukulwisa uSAWULI mhla ephenduka isitha kuye wambika kunkulunkulu wabe esezibulala yena usawuli.
Ngsaphinda unkulunkulu akayisusi inkinga empilweni yakho kodwa undlala indumiso phezu kwayo,musa ukuba lwisa mabekuthuka,musa ukuba thuka mabekuzonda,musa ukubazonda mabekusongela,musa ukuba songela mabengakuniki umsebenzi tshela unkulunkulu ukuthi akangenelele ezintweni nasezitheni zakho ukuze ukwazi ukubhekana nazo hhayi ukuthi ulwe nazo
Unwabu maludlula enyokeni eluhlaza nalo luba luhlaza khona inyoka ingeke ibone ukuuthi nakhu ukudla kwami mangidle kodwa ibona yonke into ifana nayo luze ludlule unwabu enyokeni.
Lalela vumela inkinga yenzeke ungalwi nayo,bt fana nayo zivumele izinto zenzeke empilweni yakho ukuze uzondlula kuzo ungalwi nazo biza unkulunkulu uzofika akunike amandla amasha.izinkinga ngeke uziqede lapha emhlabeni futhi ngeke ulwe nazo ngoba uzosuke ukhohlwe ukuthi ufunanani empilwen Ngathi kuwe mina impilo ayisiyo inkinga kodwa inkinga iyimpilo kuwe which means whatever ohlangana nayo eyinkinga iyimpilo izokukhulisa.
Buka ISIHLAHLA SIDINGA INKINGA UKUZE SIKHULE SIYEPHEZULU,SIYIDINGA KANJANI INKINGA ISIHLAHLA,
ISIHLAHLA ISISHWA ZIMVULA EZIYIZIKHUKHULA KODWA BESE SITHI WENA NGZOKUTHATHA NJENGAMANZI AZONGINISELA NGYEPHEZULU NGIBE LUHLAZA,KUFIKE NGISHO ILANGA LISISHAYE LISHISE BT SITHI ISIHLAHLA WENA LANGA UNGINIKEZA AMANDLA OKUTHI NGIKWAZI UKUKHULU NGYEPHAMBILI
Yati lesinye skhatsi senta ma jokes sicabange kutsi a funny Kani sitenta tilima nje
To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
Umuntu ungamthand ngoba ubona sthombe sakhe
Saku FB cela ese ID
Mese niyabona nimisa kanjn
Utsi Uyangena Emthoyi Itsi iSit
“Angisiyo Intsanga Yakho Mine Unganginyeli Nje!!!”.
Ngeke nihlale ningabi ama gay onyoko banihlabela amaqhude maniphasile banijwayeza kabi ukudla amadoda ezinkuku
Ngafeyila u-grade 11 4 times, ngaphasa u-Matric with 6 distinctions kodwa azange ngiye enyuvesi ngenxa yemali. Ngasebenza kwaPEP for 2 years before ngiye e-UKZN & finishing in record time. Now I’m a qualified CA.
Ngiyadlala, ngizama ukuba yi-motivational speaker. 😐
Aii safayi yilabantu baka mahlangu sebakwazi ugeza ekseni bathi bayothenga isinkwa ayy animeni Nina
ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”