Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali. Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula. Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha. Continue Reading..

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Uhambe no girl wakho e tarven Sekadakiwe uzwe angeke ngishade indoda ehambela ma tarven . kuzo pheka bani sidakiwe sonke

• When you texting with your crush and you have nothing more to say , You’ll be asking things Like Continue Reading..

Dear future Bae When I’m online and not talking to u it means I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola Continue Reading..

Dem:beb hii yako ni kubwa Boy:usiangalie wembamba wa reli garimoshi hupita

“Ningamniki u-drink loyo, uzochama!” Kwakuthi angichame same time. 😭

Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card 😭