Whites : I bake your powder 👂
Blacks : cela ungiphindele lamasimba oqeda kwasho 🤨😐👂..
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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Welcome to South Africa
Yazi abantu bayakhuluma, uye emzini ufike kuyiskhathi sedinner bakuphakele ukutya nawe udle
Nkinga ila walinge nje wadla fast kuthiwa tjoooo ebeselambe kakhulu , udle kancane kuthiwa uyancakuza njenge Kati, fine kwenzek ukudla ungakuqedi baphinde bakhulume bath”wakushiya ucabanga ukuth kuzophindwe kudliwe wuban?” Usukuqedile ke baphinde bathi ubethwa yindlala.😂😂
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Uzwe umjita ethi ufuna umfazi ome kahle, kodwa osisi bakhe bamise okwamafu. 🤨
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Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…
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New Pregnancy Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele
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Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2
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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla
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English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla
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English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla
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Part Two
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It has stopped
Imile
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It’s stationed
Imile
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It’s standing
Imile
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It’s jammed
Imile
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It’s not moving
Imile
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It’s paused
Imile
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It’s motionless
Imile
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It’s upright
Imile
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It’s erected 🍆
Imile
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It’s waiting
Imile
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Awukwazi phela ukuba mfishane uphinde ube uLeft manje thina sizokwenzanjani ngempela Shortleft🤔😂😂
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Ngemsa ‘shulungeke iduno Yaaaah neh
Baba kho fena nefena
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Ngokuthi nje “ngicela ungifonele after 10 minutes ngisabheka iparking” sebeng buka kabi la taxin ungafunga ukuth ngikhuluma nabo.
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Now I’m sure vele Icondom
Yabo jaman angisho abadli inyama 😅
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Ulizwe ukuthi alifikikhona kodwa uzothi mawulithanda🍆🍆
sengisho ipipi guys limunandi shame
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Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile
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Given a chance ukuvusa umuntu oyedwa kwabafileyo,
Ungavusa bani?
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Mbali Maphumulo is The Wife Of The Most Prominent And Richest DJ’s in S.A And She’s Got An Afro 🔥♥ .. But Wena , Your Man Akanamali , Akanamoto Futhi Akanandlu Mara Ufuna i Brazilian And Peruvian Hair 😱😏 , Nikhohlakele Yaz 😥 Anifuni Usibona Siphumelela 😰
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