Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟

Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

Whites: I’m the breadwinner at home :*
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Blacks: Badla mina, bakaka mina, bagqoka mina, basuza mina ubabona nje bazamula mina

Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo

Ngicela umuntu ozongiboleka ufafandrethi (R500), if ngingawubuyisanga end of July then you can block me.
It’s fine, I’ll understand.

Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”