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INTO EMNANDI NGOKUKHULUMA WEDWA UKT AWUPHIKISWA UMUNTU

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Izinja madoda 🤛 kusho unkulunkulu
Kungena I-south africa Ezulwini

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What can you do if ungathi ungena kwi bus
abantu bavele bahleke??

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LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
uthi u busy wena ujola nesthombe

Muntu bamfaka ngama back door

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So Nonke Nifuna Abafana Abahle Manje Thina Sojola Nabobani ?

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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!

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After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?

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When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda😍 yezwa and takecare🤗😘

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😏🙄

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof🍑🍆 kubaba wengane yakhe

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Bengingazi ukuthi ne-network ingabanjwa i-Covid. UTelkom usudakiwe manje.Isikhathi sokushaya icorner singaze sitheleleke.

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If iFriend yakh ithi yekani ukuzwan uthin wea,
mina ngiqale ngith buyisa ukudla kwasekhaya oku umanukudla ngib ngiqedile

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NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH

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Kodwa abasakugezi ngani?”

Kubuza mina ngihlangana nengane yami estolo ngoDisemba. 😐

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I Chiefs ngisho ingadlalela egcekeni ka Kaizer Motaung bangayishaya ingene endlini🤞🏿.

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“Ngiyay’thanda leyongubo kodwa le eyakadoti le eyasestolo” 🎶 🎼 🎵
Happy Sunday boNtanga

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