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Long Distance Relationship😒
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Thabo : Wud 😘
Her : Ngiyadla Bbe 🤗
Thabo : Mapha😢
Her : Thatha 🍕🌮🌭🍟
Thabo : Kgam Kgam Kgam Am Done

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Uthi uyamushela umuntu,akutshele ukuthi uneNdoda😡
Ngenzen-pho mina!
Ngiyishele nayo?

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Unamansense abhalwe ukuthi ichophe aligqemi lah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kuzwakala sengathi khona umsindo okhona lapha ka Zondo ayi impela ugogo nomzukulu ba bambene ngezi hluthu ongaphansi ongaphezulu phela kuzwakala sengengi ugogo ushidabe nge statement sika mzukulu

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kwati ngelinye ilanga ngizishukela ugwayi oluhlaza ngezwa sekuma iveni yamaphoyisa esangweni,ngsheshe ngiyishutheke kwi bhayibheli, angene aqonde endlini yami ngoba nomnyango wawuvulekile
Phoyisa : ndoda singamthola umfowenu?
Gumede : Cha akekho SGT
Phoyisa : (lithathe ibhayibheli)sicela ukukushiya ne vesi umfundele mayefika” *,kuvele insangu *
Phoyisa : yini le ?”
Gumz : akusiyo nje I underwear ka Adam ngoba wayegqok’ amahlamvu nje

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Wayeseyibheme kahle insangu uMathayi emi ku-3rd floor eflethini. Ngephutha, washelela wayothi thanqa phansi. Bafika abantu bezomsiza, babuza ukuthi kwenzekeni. Wavuka waphendula uMathayi wathi: “Nami angazi kwenzekeni, ngisanda kufika!”

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Udakwe nendoda yakho🍻
Uyizwe ithi”ubongzamela umuntu oryt phela”😫😭😹💔

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1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa

whos next??

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Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”

Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”

Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”

Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”

Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”

Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.

Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”

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Uthi uhamb ye town ufice kungekho Moto ngisho ey1 ungenzenjan 😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.

What are your thoughts,

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Uma ugogo wakho engakubuzi ukuthi usudlile yini njalo uma umtshela uthi usuyahamba, awunagogo uzihlalele.

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Kazi laba abahlale bethi baze balithwala idombolo isuke ikhona yini inyama yembuzi, ngoba alihambi lodwa lihamba nayo

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“Kuyafana Anisayi Lapho Mos”

Kusho uMalume Egcobisa Isinkwa nge Student Card Sakho

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Thina abanye inkomo sesiyoze siyibone ngeHeritage Day, nakhona ivela phansi kwemvunulo kusinwa.

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Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”

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