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In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

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Yaz ngihalela ukuhleka ukuthi njeh sengikhohliwe ukuthi ngizothi ngihlekan

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Quote of the day*

*Taxi driver* : ngicela sibhadaleni ngama seat
*Passenger* : bese sihlala phezukwani?

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Ave kumnandi kuhlal phambi emcimbin kuma reserved chair if sebekususa laph kungasena ndaw emva😂😂😂🤣

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Sthule nje syabuka abantu bajabulele ukuvulwa kotshwala bengana mali

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Next week bayabuya abo “ukube usho early, zi-cheap kabi le zinto eGoli.” 🏙
Bafoneleni manje nicele baniphathele.

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Bahle abafana abamnyama
Khona mese juluka ngathi I
Coke ebandayo

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imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

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Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.

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If you’re my friend, stay away from my Ex GIRLFRIENDS . Even if I dated her for 2 hours in grade 4
Ngithi phuma kuyena.

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Masifika eZulwini sesiyoCharger eJerusalema ngoba iwona kuphela umuzi okhanyayo.

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Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa 🐸even when they are wearing makeup 😂😂

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Uzwe umuntu ethi ama-post akho akafani nawe.
Hau, kanti izingane zami yini lawo ma-post.

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Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.

They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.

They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.

The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.

If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?

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Did u know?
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Umsuzo unaka njengama simba.
so make usuza usuke usinyela yazi

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Uma usabiza iSim Card nge Stater pack ..
sala ku 2017 kzoshuba

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