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Mtana se khaya ungafuni yonke le nonses
Yeyi bunu as long as isangena e shwapi you have a butts

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Honestly I never thought ukuthi sizophuza umqombothi sihole nempesheni at this age 😭

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Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??

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Abanye abo Baby mama uvele ubone
Ukuthi noo man🤔

ingqondo yaphuma nomntwana La

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One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
•°•
Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..

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Usathi uzenza umakoti emngcwaben wakhabo Bae uvele uwise ibhodo le

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Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi

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ADVICE FOR MEN:
umfazi ophuza utshwala, shiya.
umfazi onqaba nefoni yakhe, shiya,
umfazi othanda i airtime okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ohlala eku buzzer ukuth’ ufone engafoni, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma okudlula wena, shiya,
umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
umfazi okhuluma islang/kasi-lingo, shiya,
umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
umfazi okuthwa number busy ngama 11, shiya,
umfazi ojayiva ku roadshow, ngikutshelile wena; shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ivesi, yeyi wena ngithi shiya,
umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
Add lawe, and SHARE with yo frends….

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USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
👇
UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ 😭

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Heeeeh Angkhohlwa Ngigibele Itaxi Sekuntambama Kwakhala Ifoni Wayphundula Umnikazi…Wathi “Nangu Lomuntu La Etaxin Mehla Nje Estobhini Sakhe Ngyamdubula” Eyy sonke Salala Kubo Kadriver

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Losisi utsi di man uphe umtwana omuhle
Kodwa yena hayii jooh ubuhlungu lomuntu (mubi)

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Mxolisi jst proved ukuth
isferb ngeke usiyekise
ubuferb

Lento isegazini

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Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.”
Mina: “How old are you, boy?”
👶🏽: “Blue.”

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Go jola le slender ke mathata, ore owa mo hug okwe o kare o key 🔑 gate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla

English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla

Part Two

It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected 🍆
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile

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Ngibathanda bonke abantu abaku Facebook wam 🤣 ABANGASEBENZI inkinga iyodwa abagezi Jonny obathathe njayam

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