Haiy, bayaganwa abantu la ngaphandle. Ngivele ngilobole umuntu ohlulwa nawuku boiler iqanda.
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Haiy, bayaganwa abantu la ngaphandle. Ngivele ngilobole umuntu ohlulwa nawuku boiler iqanda.
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Angikho happy ngeSpeed sePhara uma likuphathise izimpahla.
😓🥺
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Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.
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Manje noMuntu useyoze ahambe emhlabeni engakabhekani neSambane
😀
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Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”
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When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
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GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer
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NgesiZulu uma uthi: “Awungipha sona le skibha,” 👕 means sihle. 😍 🔥 & “Uze uzosithatha,” means ngiyabonga.
Musa phela nawe ukusilanda ngampela!
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uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔
Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲
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Kusechurch uyatshumayela umfundisi athi, “Bazalwane kasisiqapheleni lesisitho esilaso…
Ivume ichurch, ” Ameeeeen mfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho bazalwane sibi…
Athi uNyaa kuKhumbu, “Kanti jeki umfundisi uqale kuhle nje…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho sincane kodwa sichithe imizi bandla
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeen…
UNyaa aphinde, “Mina kangisathandi linto ekhulunywa ngumfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Amadoda aze ashiya lemizi…
Aqale ukucunuka uNyaa, loKhumbu akubone lokho azame ukumqinisa…
Umfundisi, “Kanti labomama kabasanelisi lokuzibamba…
Nyaa:, “Mina skeem sengihamb kodwa ambambe uKhumbu…
Umfundisi, “Bazalwane lesisitho esisebenza simanzi bazalwane bami ngoba lami ngiyasisebenzisa bathandekayo siyingozi…
Asukume ame ngenyawo uNyaa…
Umfundisi acabange ukuthi liyangena izwi kumzalwane uNyaa kanti labanye abazalwane labo sebesukuma…
Aqhubeke umfundisi, “Ngoba bazalwane ukusibunandi bonalobo nxa sisisebenzisa lesisitho Halleluyaaaaa bandla leNkosi (aze eqe etshibilike umfundisi)
Nyaa: “Singihamba Khue, ngamanyala lawa…etsho ethi tshompo ngewindi adle phansi…
Amfundisi, “Bazalwane ngithi asilubambeni ulimi singalwekeleli…
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeeen nceku yeNkosi…
Akhiphe phandle ikhanda ngewindo uKhumbu ememeza uNyaa, “Phenduka jeki umfundisi akakhulumi ngayoooooo…
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ushikwapo shikamana,
na mbona madem tukiwashika wanakataa
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Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.
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Sthandwa sami kule weekend ekhaya kunomsebenzi
OK sthandwa since nginga sebenzi usho kuthi ngifake I CV ?
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Umuntu azibize nge stoner but abe offended if usumubiza ngo NsangwiniJoke
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Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”
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Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”
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Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”
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Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”
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Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.
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Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Uthando lweQiniso yinto engekho njenge English Ku Babes Wodumo
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