Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂
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Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂
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Ukhona kodwa umndeni oseke waya kohlola kwafike kwathiwa: “Hhayi, amadlozi ahleli kahle, futhi asuthi,
nina nje nixakwe izinkinga zomhlaba.”?
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*Quote of the Day! *
Abazali bafuna uphumelele not uphume belele
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The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
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If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
°° °° °°
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali !!
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Uphule i USB Ya baba wakho umuzwe ethi zicule zonke lezingoma ze soul brothers
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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!
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Him:bbe vuka ngikukhaphe
Hay relax bbe angiyindawo
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Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole
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A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi
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Next week bayabuya abo “ukube usho early, zi-cheap kabi le zinto eGoli.” 🏙
Bafoneleni manje nicele baniphathele.
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Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
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Mzukwane bengibamba inkunzi baqeda bathi “Awujaive sbone awukwatanga”
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Ube sho kutsi today uyolala ugonile
Ube usho Slende
Siyoke sibone kutsi matsambo ake aba warm yini na 😆
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Ngokuvakasha nje kwaSisi wakwa makhelwane ngalamaholidi sewuphuma ngesudi ukuyokha amanzi empompini… Why u doing that bro???
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I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken
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Usathi bbe I’m not ready kuqhamuke o ready ngaphansi kombhede
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