Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.

Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile

Fake gold tooth kant
vele unembebevu😂
sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath🐊
ingweny

I Tried Goba Sfebe Mara Bo Loyal Kebo Layal.

Melo Mthokozisi Shelemba>
Yazi niganga kabi nina
Labey’hlahla zo BANANA
emakibo/emakabo
Nicabanga ukuth asazi yin ethanda ubanana?
Futhi ledla lo Banana?

Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.

Jesu uthuleleni?

Yaz ube Single ngathi kukhona umunt’ om’layayo

The struggle of pronouncing “Listeriosis” still
continues in south africa Police Stations
Bathi “isifo sa polony”
yin yona leyo sifo sapoloni

You know you will never win if the security guard say
“💁‍♂️Kodwa mshana umthetho awuvumi ”

So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why