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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2

USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.

“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”

Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.

“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”

Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”

“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”

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Iwoman on TOP ifuna ibele lisamile.
Sikhathele ukushaywa yila alele ngathi yimpama

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Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

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I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!

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I Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto. Uwu Bab’ Doti.

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Boyze:Baba yini ikaka yenkomo ?
Baba: yibulongwe fanami.
Boyze: Baba yini eyenkukhu?
Baba: Yibudoriro mntanami !
Boyze: eyembuzi yona?
Baba: Zingqathayi fana wami.
Boyze: Ngubani uMongameli waseCongo ?
Baba: Yho hayi angimazi .
Boyze: Owase Germany yena ngubani?
Baba: Naye angimazi ngitsho nix nix .
Boyze: Kanti Baba ngabe kukhona okunye okwaziyo ngaphandle kothuvi ,ngoba ngathi uqhaphele ukunya nje kuphela

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Now that you are sober, probably broke, likely in debt & the only thing that you are able to PAY is attention, I can now safely say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE PHEZU KOMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali.

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Ba Cheater Ngwanyana Wa Goba Le Degree/Honours
Wena O Mang Ka Karata Ya Prevention?

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Ngisemathandweni🥰😍❤💖😊
Ngyadla ngise Toilet ngya kaka🥺🤣

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Teacher: ubani oshiphile
Student: uwen kanti ubungezwa yin kade udunusa

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Asikhohliwe Amaxhosa ecishe esha ne-flat🔥Emi kwi EMERGENCY 🚪 Door 🙆‍♂️
Ethi mfondini☝️kubhalwe ukuthi
IMA✋NJE🗣️NSiiii?⛔

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Once wabona engat akasak thandi vele akasak thandi ngeke uzwe sengat uphethwe ikhanda ube uphethwe izinqa

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Mbobo yokubhosha

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