Uyakwazi ukuba broke engathi I breakfast yenja.
Futhi nt jst inja nje, umgodoyi.
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Uyaz ngithe ngisa cabanga kwenza Omnye umcabango nga cabanga 🤔,
ngithe ngisa cabanga 🤔 kwa Vela Omnye umcabango ,
khowubange nawe usu cabanga nje 🤔
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Umve esithi bekumnandi ke emngcwabeni
Kanti all along xela ukutya kwakhona
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Ufunani kumuntu wami?”
Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu
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NOKUNGABI NE BOYFRIEND KUYENZEKA
UNQENE UKUTHENGA AMA PENTY😂😂✋
Yaz nina
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UThibhoz wayethole isipho esiyithoyizi elikhulu. Uthe uma efika endlini, wabiza izingane zakhe zontathu, uMgwaja, uKhwashu noBhande. Athi uThibhoz: Nginikwe ithoyizi elilodwa la. Ngakho-ke kuzofanele ngilinike oyedwa.
Athi uThibhoz: Ubani ohlonipha kakhulu? Ubani ongaphenduli uma umama wenu emthethisa? Ubani futhi ongaphindiseli uma umama wenu emshaya?
Athi uMgwaja: Ukhohlwe ukusitshela baba ukuthi ufuna kube elakho leli thoyizi, ngoba uwena wedwa phela owenza lokho!.
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Did u knw: ukuthi kunezinhlobo zabakhuthuzi.
Abakhuthuzi bemali mase kuba
Abakhuthuzi bemendo yabanye.
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Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI.
Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.
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NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.
UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.
GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡
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“Okay! Okay! 1, 2, 3, go!”
Kusho indoda yakho e-salon bayifaka i-spirit. 🙄
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Maw’funa Ukudlisa Indoda Hlanganisa iNhlonipho👏 uThando❤ iSkhathi⏰ Ne Attention🍑
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Yaah..Yabona-ke today, ur gorgeous.Zonke izikhathi uke ugqoke engathi ilabo mama abadlala uMshayina.Abahlezi behlangahlangene
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Ngiyavuma, imizi ayifani, kodwa kwaNtuli bawuthathaphi umshanelo obhalwe ukuthi Grade 9A?
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?
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UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”
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