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Yazi abantu bayakhuluma, uye emzini ufike kuyiskhathi sedinner bakuphakele ukutya nawe udle
Nkinga ila walinge nje wadla fast kuthiwa tjoooo ebeselambe kakhulu , udle kancane kuthiwa uyancakuza njenge Kati, fine kwenzek ukudla ungakuqedi baphinde bakhulume bath”wakushiya ucabanga ukuth kuzophindwe kudliwe wuban?” Usukuqedile ke baphinde bathi ubethwa yindlala.😂😂

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So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.🙄😏

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Mina: “Ngicela ukusala kulaba bantu abamile.”

Taxi Driver: “Uma behamba ngenze njani? Ngibalandele?”

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WENDLALA INDUMISO PHEZU KWAMEVA
Wendlala indumiso phezu kwameva,akawasusi ameva bese endlala indumiso kodwa Wendlala indumiso phezu kwawo ameva.
Buka la unkulunkulu uthi la wendlala indumiso phezu kwaMeva(inkinga) kodwa akawasusi Aameva (ayinkinga) kodwa wendlala phezu kwawo.

Ngfuna ukukhuluma nawe namhlanje ngithi unkulunkulu angeke aysusa inkinga empilweni yakho iyohlezi ikhona kodwa iyodwa into ayenzayo ufike endlale indumiso phezu kwayo ukuze wena ukwazi noma ukhone ukuhamba phezu kwayo.ngfuna ukuxoxa nawe bhuti,sisi,mama,baba okhalayo othi mina izinkinga zingimele ngenhla izinto zami azingilungeli kwirelationship,angiwutholi umsebenzi,ngixabana njalo nomndeni wami,bayangithuka omakhelwane,ngizondwa nangabangani bami,lalela ungalwi nenkinga kodwa zama ukubiza unkulunkulu ukuthi endlale indumiso ukwazi ukubhekana naleyonkinga.

Ujesu waphelelwa amandla nanethemba mhla eshawa,ebulawa esiphambanweni bt unkulunkulu akaze ababulale lababantu ababeyinkinga kuJesu wavele wabayeka benza konke abakuthandayo bt wathumela ingelosi ukuthi imnike amandla ngaphandle kokulwa nabo
UDavide akaze azame ukulwisa uSAWULI mhla ephenduka isitha kuye wambika kunkulunkulu wabe esezibulala yena usawuli.

Ngsaphinda unkulunkulu akayisusi inkinga empilweni yakho kodwa undlala indumiso phezu kwayo,musa ukuba lwisa mabekuthuka,musa ukuba thuka mabekuzonda,musa ukubazonda mabekusongela,musa ukuba songela mabengakuniki umsebenzi tshela unkulunkulu ukuthi akangenelele ezintweni nasezitheni zakho ukuze ukwazi ukubhekana nazo hhayi ukuthi ulwe nazo
Unwabu maludlula enyokeni eluhlaza nalo luba luhlaza khona inyoka ingeke ibone ukuuthi nakhu ukudla kwami mangidle kodwa ibona yonke into ifana nayo luze ludlule unwabu enyokeni.

Lalela vumela inkinga yenzeke ungalwi nayo,bt fana nayo zivumele izinto zenzeke empilweni yakho ukuze uzondlula kuzo ungalwi nazo biza unkulunkulu uzofika akunike amandla amasha.izinkinga ngeke uziqede lapha emhlabeni futhi ngeke ulwe nazo ngoba uzosuke ukhohlwe ukuthi ufunanani empilwen Ngathi kuwe mina impilo ayisiyo inkinga kodwa inkinga iyimpilo kuwe which means whatever ohlangana nayo eyinkinga iyimpilo izokukhulisa.
Buka ISIHLAHLA SIDINGA INKINGA UKUZE SIKHULE SIYEPHEZULU,SIYIDINGA KANJANI INKINGA ISIHLAHLA,
ISIHLAHLA ISISHWA ZIMVULA EZIYIZIKHUKHULA KODWA BESE SITHI WENA NGZOKUTHATHA NJENGAMANZI AZONGINISELA NGYEPHEZULU NGIBE LUHLAZA,KUFIKE NGISHO ILANGA LISISHAYE LISHISE BT SITHI ISIHLAHLA WENA LANGA UNGINIKEZA AMANDLA OKUTHI NGIKWAZI UKUKHULU NGYEPHAMBILI

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Him : don’t green me
Her:????
Him: ungangizazi

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Syakhuluma ingane zisbala amazinyo??
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Kanti ksele elilodwa bamshaya edakiwe

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I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge
bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi

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LITHE IPHOYISA MANGINGAMKHIPHI UMBULALI NGIZOWKHOMBA UMUZI ONOTSHWALA ….NGAJABULA KE KAMAKHELWANE KUZOHLATSHWA NGZOLIKHOMBISA KHONA..

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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

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Ngidinga indoda eseyikhulile ngomqondo,ezaziyo ifunani empilweni. Eseyiqalile nokwakha umuzi wayo🙄🤗 ngifuna ukuyidayisela nangu u cement ungaze wome bakithi😎😎

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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezu

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👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.”

👨🏻‍🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳

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Uthomele umuntu Ku. Girl wakho able amushele

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