A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
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Noma iziziba sezagqibeka kodwa ubulwembu obacushwa izinjoli busabamba
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Umuzwe Esethi “Asambe Mngani Wamii Ngikukhaphe” lapho sekuyaphakwa kubo😭
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Eish nekhand ngath single Kush min sengphuz itiye
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wamuhle usisi ngabe ngiyamthatha inkinga igama lakhe uThembi kanti nomama uThembi, futhi kubo kunendlu yotshani njengasekhaya kusho ukuthi sizihlobo, kusho umfana esaba intombi 😁😂
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U gal ombatha size 11
Hamba uyoba ngu goal keeper dear
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Uyazi ubusisiwe umuntu ongenayo intombi enamanga. Yabona lodoti wami, uwaqamba ngize ngizwe ngathi uhlangothi alusasebenzi ngizoshawa iStroke😂😂😂😂
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Me: ngyathanda
Her: nam I love you
Me: m sorry wrong text ngyathandaza🙏
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Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi
Step son : mxm kshoda wena
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I wonder amaqhoks 👠 anenzani emakhanda? 🙄 Umuntu ngokufaka nje i-heel useyi-Independent woman, a fighter, goal-driven mbokodo what what.
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Black people when they see Thando Thabethe on another show besides generations they be like ” Nangu Nolwazi “😂
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Umncome uboy egqoke ikepisi I Kanda ngathi I containa
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Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo
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Ladies if Uke Watshelwa Ukuthi🍑 💦Umnandi 🤸🏾♂️ 😋
Kodwa awulotsholiwe ngithi mtakama☝️ ungalahli ithemba 🙏Basazodlala ngawe✋
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Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.
1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.
2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.
3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.
4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.
5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.
6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.
7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.
8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.
9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?
10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.
11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.
12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.
13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.
14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.
15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.
16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.
17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.
18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.
19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.
20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi
21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele
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Africans would be busy saying”Nywe, nywe – ungabukeli lomunye muntfu phansi”. 😂 😂 😂
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So, what if that person is too short. I meant vele lanye sisazoba bukela phansi.
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