Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

Girls👯🏽stop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.

I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”

When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom💣💣💣

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”😎😎😎

WOMAN’S TEARS vs MAN’S
TEARS.
Ungalokothi ukhalise
umuntu wesifazane ngoba
akukho okubiza
njengezinyembezi zomuntu
wesifazane. Uma unyembezi
olulodwa luphuma
emehlweni, luhlangana ne-
LOREAL EYE LINER (ebiza
R115) kanye ne-REVLON
MASCARA (ebiza R185), bese
zehla njalo ngezihlathi
zihlangane ne-D & G blusher
(ebiza R150) kanye ne-MAC
powder (ebiza R95).
Ekugcineni izinyembezi zifike
ezindebeni zakhe zihlangane
ne-MAYBELLINE Lipstick
(ebiza R120) kanye ne-
lipgloss yakwa-AVON (ebiza
R35). Lokhu kusho ukuthi
unyembezi lulunye lubiza
R700! Ngakho-ke PLEASE
ningalokothi nikhalise
umuntu wesifazane.
Uma ukhalisa umuntu
wesilisa, unyembezi
luhlangana novaselina
wohlobo lwe-Cocoa Butter
(R19) kanye ne-ZAMBUK (R5)
, uma sekukonke kubiza R24

Yabona ngeke febise kwentombazane ephatha fon engenaso svalo sangemuva

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..

Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?