A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
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