Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo 🥰👌
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni😳 usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje 🤞 wokuthiba Indlala 🤷♂️
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Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas
Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!
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Ngishaya i joke instead of Haha u react ngo love
Awsahleki sufuna mina phela wena
Mayyeeee Thixo!!!
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I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg
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Ayikho into ebuhlungu bathi uyaphinda ungaka dlanga emnyanyeni
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MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”
GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”
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• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.
“So nawe uku 2018”?
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When you are single and happy and everything is going well in your life, uSatan avele athumele a boyfriend who’s surname is Mahlangu
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Dear Gift Of The Givers,
INkosi inibusise ngalo msakazo omuhle kangaka enangipha wona njengoba nanilapha eHuuzville Home For The Aged. Ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesikhombisa (87), umndeni wami wangiletha lapha ngoba bethi baxakwe ngumsebenzi engekho ozonginakekela. Ngithanda ukudlulisa
okukhulu ukubonga kanye nothando enilukhombisile kulesi salukazi esiyimina esesilahlwe ngumndeni
waso.
Umkhozi wami (sengisho lo engilala naye ekamelweni) uneminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu (95) kanti ubehlale enomsakazo wakhe; kodwa ubengangivumeli ngiwusebenzise. Wangitshela ukuthi kwakungokamyeni wakhe osewashona, ngakho-ke ngokuqonda lokho, wayefuna ukuwugcina uphephile.
Nakhu-ke ngelinye ilanga umsakazo wakhe lowo wawa washayeka kabi waba zicucu ngenkathi ezama ukuvuka aye endlini encane. Kwakukubi impela, ekhala umngani wami. Wangibuza ukuthi angawusebenzisa yini owami, ngaba nenkulu intokozo lapho sengimtshela ukuthi akafusege.
Ngiyabonga ngaleli thuba.
INkosi inibusise.
Yimina,
uTryphina Nyembe
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“Ngiyezwa mf’ethu uthi yi-wrong number, ngizwa kunomsindo lapho, nikuphi? Ngicela ukuzophuza nani. Please!”
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My lobolo is going straight to my account, umjolo unginyise ngedwa not nomalume
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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
.
Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
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On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”
Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”
Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”
Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”
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Tall girls are cute and sexy👏🔥💓
Short girls are witchy and tokoloshy😂
Ngyadlala bangani
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Even if you are in a wheelchair, A Zulu nigga will still ask you
“hamba kanjan mf2”
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Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏
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