After lockdown Siya straight kuDecember💃..
.Shasha angaze abe Preg n Kabza👦
angaze acabane naMaphorisa😎

Jabu: hey baby I’m coming 2day
Sli : I’m on my periods just incase
Jabu: I’m sori love I’m not coming
imoto yami seyiphumelwe isondo
Sli: Wothi umngan wakho
akak’lethe
Jabu: udutshulwe izolo
usesbhedlela
Sli : k angbonanga kahle angikho
kuma periods
Jabu: nangu umngan wam
engfonela uthi phume izolo
esbhedlela
Sli: weh naku ngi ngena kuma
periods
Jabu: oh Jesu naku umngan wam
bephinda bemdubula..

I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi

BATHI”
I Chicken Licken Yase Swaziland Seyibhalwe Ukuthi “Qhude Manikiniki”
😂😂😂Mswati Kan Unani Mara Ye?🤷🏿‍♂️

Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm.
Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake😔😞

Kwabase 16 Disemba verse 25 to 31: “Endlini kuyosala lona ohlezi ethi, ‘Kukwami lana!’”

Hallelujah.

Girlfriend : Bbe😍
Boyfriend : Yes hun❤
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo😘😍
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke

Girls please, aniyeke le nto, iyiscefe. ☝🏽

Alright, kush’ukuthi bengivakashelwe uZinhle lana wakwa-D eMlazi. Ufika nje ngephula uphuthu estofini, ngiqeda nje ukul’pheka. Ngase ngithi ngoba sekufike wena awusale usuqhubeka upheke u-curry, vele bese ngiyisikile i-beef.

Kuthe kusagxabha kanjalo estofini, wasukuma ethi uzwa usawoti ukuthi ukaleke kahle yini. Hawu, ngithi uzozwa ngesobho, uZinhle ndini wadumela iqatha! Maye! 😲 Ngathula nje ngambuka, wabe esethi: “Hhayi, ukaleke kahle .”

Duku duku, wasukuma ethi uzwa ukuthi awakavuthwa yini amazambane, nakhona wabuya neqatha! Kodwa Jesu ungishiyelani! 🙆🏽‍♂️ 😲 Wathi: “Hhayi, akukalungi.”

Uthe esuka lapho waqonda efrijini lami lika-R2700, wakhipha i-apula lami wazolala phezu kombhede wami WALINAPHAZA. 😪 Uyezwa ngithini? Ngithi walinaphaza! Uthe esesukuma wathi: “Hhayi shame, uma ingakathambi le nyama ngeke iphinde.”

Wavula waphinde wadonsa iqatha. 😭 😭 Weeeeee! Ngivele ngaphumela emnyango ngigijima ngafika emva kwendlu ngahlala phansi nganaba, zavele zehla izinyembezi.

Ngimalile, angeke ngiphinde! 😭

Him:Umuhle.
Her:Thanks.
Him:Ngyabuza?