Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo

When the baby fallen from the bad nd is crying…..
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Whites : I had the babie crying from the stairs….
Blacks : ke nokwa ruthu,ka re ke sa theeditxe ka kwa ngweeeeee ka re a se le ge bareng se wele.

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

In English:Wife material😋😊

In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi

After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!

Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
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“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Ngenxa yesasasa layizolo, sibale saze safika kwinkulungwane (1 000), namhlanje sizobala sifike kwizinkulungwane ezilishumi (10 000). Let’s go!

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Whoa! 😱
Hold on, speed kills son! Ijubane liyabulala!
You can’t scroll from 0 to 120km/h in 2 seconds, ‘yazi uzofa kubuhlungu. Ngisho u-Usain Bolt akanalo leli jubane oskrolla ngalo wena. Uthi ikhona yona imoto enejubane ngale ndlela oskrolla ngayo? Angikholwa.
SPEED KILLS, UNGAGIJIMI. 🤚🏽