Guys abukho yini ubungozi uma ingane ehlawuliwe ifunda eclassin elilodwa nezingane zenu ezingahlawuliwe? 😔
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uth unendoda lento esaba
Polony izincamele kudla igwinya
skoon ngoba ingekho mali
ka cheese
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Lathini kuwe ijuba sebelicuthile phambili? Kimi lafona lathi: “Bengikubulisa, phela asixabananga.
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Uzwe omunye athi ngisafuna ukufuthumezela indodami I ice cream ulambile shame
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1990’s akajole wodwa
apartheid
ngala
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A Taxi Driver drives into a Petrol Station in a Fancy Surburb with his Toyota Quantum Taxi
Taxi Driver: Sawubona,Ngicela Ungifakele I Full Tank Mtakababa(Petrol)
Attendant:I only speak English sir,Could you please repeat that in English
Taxi Driver:Oh! Ok good morning,I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my Motorized Automobile,therefore I Cordially request that you transfere from your Subterranean Resevoir a sufficient quantity of the Combustible fluid of the Highest Octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of preambullation to the Brim(fuel).
Attendant:Cha Mfwethu,Bengizidlalela,Uthe Ufuna I petrol Enjani??😃😂😂….
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Ngahlulwa i maths yase taxin
ngaze ngamemeza
BAKHOKHE BONKE E FRONT SEAT
YASE BACKSEAT$
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. Umama engimsebenzelayo ujayele ukuthi ngidlele ekitshini labantwana. Namhlanje uthi kimi aunty buya labantwana sizodlela etafuleni. Manje Mina inyama zabantwana kudala ngidlile😳
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Umuntu uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina.
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Dear Ramaphosa
Sicela umane uvule izikole noma sew 2 weeks nje,
sinenkinga lapha othisha abasagezi. Vula khekha 👏👏👏👏👏
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Ushawe yi-corner le windi kuvele kubuye lonke usizi, usale usukhalela no-R350 wokhuvethe kanye nokuthi awusebenzi. 😭
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Uthi uhamb ye town ufice kungekho Moto ngisho ey1 ungenzenjan 😂😂😂😂😂
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Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela
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Kuvele kudabukise kanjani nje ukubona intombazane ewu 2 slice idansela uJohn vuligate. Kona mase ithi”nasi istokwe”, kuvele kube engathi u mosquito usuncela igazi.
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Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??
Me: baba ngwenya
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Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga sisasebenzisa ugesi okhokhelwa ngenyanga, ubaba wangithuma ukuthi ngiyowukhokhela edolobheni. Ngenxa yokuthanda ama-competitions, ngathatha leyo mali ngathenga ngayo ithikithi lomncintiswano thizeni lapho umuntu onenhlanhla ayengawina khona imoto entsha ceke.
Uma ngifika ekhaya, ngamchazela ubaba ukuthi imali ngiyenzeni. Wathi ezwa lokho, wangithela induku. Ngalala ngiyisuthi.
Kwathi ngakusasa ekuseni, ubaba wavuka wavula umnyango ophumela ngaphandle. Kwakukhona imoto entsha ime ngaphakathi egcekeni. Wasivusa sonke. Kwathi uma siyibona sonke sakhala, ikakhulukazi mina. Phela le moto kwakungeyakwa-Eskom, ababephakathi babezosicishela ugesi!
Ubaba waphinde wayithela induku kimina. 😐 😭
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