When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”

Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo

Kunzima emhlabeni ngihlangane nomunye usisi ekuseni ibele elilodwa liphandle ephethe iHandbag ngambuza kanti kutheni uhamba ibele liphandle libuhlungu yini , yazi losisi uvele wawisela iHandbag phansi wabamba ikhanda ehlaba umkhosi ngamangala mina ngathi yini inkinga sisi , Wathi ngikhohlwe umntwana eTexin

I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈

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