Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha

Ngehlelwa yibhadi etaxin ngishaywa yingane uthi Mama wayo ngingaviki izokhala

Nakho nje ukufaka i-Knorrox ye-beef ku-chicken curry, kuyazandisa izinkinga obhekene nazo.

My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..

After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?

Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname, ambize “Mjeswana”

Divorce is for rich people. Imagine going to court libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkhaftin ze Ice cream.
Hayi stick together once.

Guys tell me? ^_^
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Yindaba Lamantombazane agqoka izibuko Efeba Kanje?? 😮 😮
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Umuntu umubone Kuma GTI KuFront sit Esevele Nezibuko Zamehlo. -_- -_- phinde ubone eseyi D.p somewhere 😮 😮
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Ave Nifeba zingane zebuko zamehlo Ngiyanivuma ngeke.