White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

Nokuthi iDurban July ayikho sizwa ngani, kwimanje thina sise Durban and its July sikhuluma nje.

NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.

UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.

GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽‍🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼‍🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼‍♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾‍🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽‍♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡

Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔

USuper wayebuka iplazi likaMathayi, kwakunensimu enkulu kutshalwe kuyo utamatisi.
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“Bab’uMathayi, ungangidayisela loya tamatisi uma ngikunikeza ishumi?” kwakubuza uSuper ekhomba utamatisi omkhulu ovuthiwe.
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“Cha,” kuphendula uMathayi, “angeke kulunge mfana kaMdelwa. Uyabona ngaloya tamatisi, ngizothola R2-50 ngoba mkhulu futhi usuvuthiwe.”
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USuper abone utamatisi oluhlaza, “Ungangidayisela loya tamatisi ngeshumi?”
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“Yebo,” kuphendula uMathayi, “Ngingakudayisela wona ngesihlanu.”
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“Kulungile,” kwasho uSuper ebeka isihlanu esandleni sikaMathayi, “Ngizobuya ngeviki elizayo ngizowulanda.”

“There’s Nothing Painful
Ngokushaywa Amasende Nedi Bafana Bayatefa Nje”, She said.