Umbona ngokubhala amapeks efika nje emzini umakoti ukuthi hhayi, kusazonyiwa😐😥
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Umbona ngokubhala amapeks efika nje emzini umakoti ukuthi hhayi, kusazonyiwa😐😥
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Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokubuza ukuth kubuhlungu yini ukuba mubi
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EThekwini kwelika Banana
Lamontville kweleRice
EMlazi kwelika Fish
KwaMakhutha kwelika Pende
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ungena kwadoctor
Doctor: how can I help you?
Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa
Doctor: iqale nini?
Mzobi: ini?
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Sekuzomele ufake izithombe zakho zangempela manje sesikhathele iphotoshop neYouCam.
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Now I’m sure vele Icondom
Yabo jaman angisho abadli inyama 😅
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Ayangixaka AMA 2000🤔lifike lizithuthe lijike lizifihle ubuso nge emoji…….”Yin’ndaba ukhohlwe ukufaka I makeup yin??”🤷♂️🤷♂️
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“Lizbethe mngani,
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Ngithi angikulobele le migqa embalwa ngikwazise ngesimanga esangehlakalela ngeSonto eledlule.
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Phela ngangiphuma enkonzweni ngalolu nyanyavu engaluthengelwa nguThibhoz noMdelwa, ngadlula kulesi sitolo esidayisa izincwadi zamaKhrestu (Christian bookshop). Ngangiyofuna iBhayibheli elisha njengoba leli ebengilisebenzisa linamakhasi angasaphelele.
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Nakhu-ke phela sengibona le bumper sticker ebhalwe ukuthi: HOOT IF YOU LOVE JESUS. Ngisithenge, kwazise phela ngangivuselelekile enkonzweni. Ngiphume estolo ngiyonameka le sticker ngemuva ebhuthini, qede ngingene emotweni neBhaybheli lami elisha.
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Indaba phela seyenzeka sengifika erobhothini, ngifike libomvu, ngime. Angibonanga noma selishintshile irobhothi, phela ngangisathathekile yinkonzo yangalelo langa. Ngizwe imoto esemva kwami ihutha, ngivele ngewindi ngiphakamise isandla ngibingelela.
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“Jesus Christ! Go, go! Just go!” kusho lo mlungu osemva kwami.
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Ngajabula ukuzwa ukuthi uJesu uhamba phambili kule ndawo. Zonke izimoto ezazisemva kwami zase zihutha lokhu okumangazayo, kwangijabulisa ukubona uthando olungaka lwabantu bekhombisa ukuthanda uJesu. Ngaphakamisa isandla ngikhombisa injabulo, ngathi ngiphosa amehlo erobhothini ngalibona selibomvu futhi.
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Ngezwa enye indoda ithi: “Sunny beach.” Ngabona ukuthi ungowaseThekwini, nakhona bayamthanda uJesu. Omunye umshayeli wangivezela umunwe ophakathi nendawo, ngabuza umzukulu wami uPapi owayehleli ngemuva ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho. Wathi yi-sign yaseMelika esho ukuthi uJesu umthanda ngenhliziyo yakho yonke. Nami-ke angibange ngisapholisa amaseko, ngamvezela owami umunwe lo mlisa.
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Ngabona bonke abantu bephuma ezimotweni zabo beqonde kimi. Ngathi ngithi nhla erobhothini, ngathola umbala uluhlaza. Ngabona kungcono ngihambe, ngaphatheka kabi nokho ukushiya abangani bami ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi babefuna ukuzobuza ukuthi ngikhonza kuphi.
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Ngathi ngiqeda kusuka nje, lashintsha futhi irobhothi laba bomvu, kwangiphatha kabi lokho ukuthi abangani bami ngibashiya ngemuva ngasuka ngedwa. Ngabona kungcono ngibavezele umunwe okokugcina, ukubakhombisa ukuthi uJesu ngimthanda kangakanani. Lapho-ke wavele waphela yinsini uPapi, ngicabanga ukuthi wayechazwa yile ndlela emnandi kangaka ye-sign language yaseMelika.
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Ngethemba ukuthi ngiyophinde ngibabone labaya bantu abanomusa kangaka, sizoxoxa ngezwi leNkosi.
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Yimina,
uTryphina”
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Everytime when my girlfreind has prepared a meal ukhipha i spice emabeleni asifake kweyami ngedwa iplate phela mybe si expensive …i love you bbe❤
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Ungayithandazisi ingane ngenkani
uNyaa 9yrs ucelwa ukuba athandazele ukudla kwantambama kukhona namavisitor
“Nkosi nkulunkulu mdali womhlaba naku langikhona ngicela baba ungibuyisele ikhaya lami.
La ekhaya nkosi angisasuthi ngenxa yalezingane zo anti ezigcwele la kithi azidli mdali ungathi ukudla ziyaqala ukukubona amatoyizi ami aphuke wonke ngicela nkosi ukhulule izinyawo zabo bakwazi ukuya emakubo ngingakazaci
Ngithandazela nomama nkosi ake ahlukane nalemkhuba ayenza nobaba weposi embhedeni kababa,nobaba naye ngiyacela nkosi umenze abone ukuthi lento ayenza nalomfelokazi umaGcwensa ayilungile ngoba kwamali yeskole ayikhokhiwe uyidla nalomama ozilile.
Siza nkosi b4 ngiba istreet kid Amen wathi eqeda unina wayesequlekile uyise engasabonwa
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Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐
Asihambe Spoti
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Umuntu adelele akhohlwe nawukuthi ngiyayazi ilocation🌎 yakhe….Ngizomthumela ngeWeather ⚡akangazi kahle.
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
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aҡʊɦʟɛҡɨsɛ ʏɛʐաa ʊʍʟʊռɢʊ😂😅 ʊʐɛ ʊtɦɨ aɨɨ աɛռa ʍʟʊռɢʊ “ʏօʊ ʊʀ sʍɨʟɨռɢ ʍɛ”🤣🤣
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Ngicela umuntu ozongiboleka ufafandrethi (R500), if ngingawubuyisanga end of July then you can block me.
It’s fine, I’ll understand.
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Uyazi ivele ingakuncomi 🤚🏽 indoda yakho, uze unconywe iphara 🧟♂️: “Waze wamuhle 🌹 sistera!” 👩🏽🦰
Uzithole usukhuluma wedwa uthi:”Uyazi ngingamgeza lona!
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