Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.
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Umuntu umcele amanzi kulo Disemba avele alethe wona ngempela.
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Nawe unaye lomngani ovele uhluleke nawukuzibamba mawumbona,
uvele uthi:”Nanka lamasimba”.
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Waye sethi u Adam ku Eve zama imali yokuza mina ngizo zama yokuthi ujike
.
Amahubo 31
verse 9
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Bazokuxaka eMzansi, umuntu ahambe ayobhala i-test ye-learner’s licence ashiye imoto yakhe kwi-parking.
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Alikho iqili lazikhothe qolo umthwalowendoda nkathazo wagqilaza intombi namadoda esgodini sangakubo
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I can’t wait to teach my boy that
Head- ikhanda
Snake – _umngani_
Rubbish – intombi
Education- Best Friend
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Bahle abafana abamnyama
Khona mese juluka ngathi I
Coke ebandayo
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If you’re my friend, stay away from my Ex GIRLFRIENDS . Even if I dated her for 2 hours in grade 4
Ngithi phuma kuyena.
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White people
Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number
Receiver : 0612569123
Black people
Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da
Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam
Receiver : 063
Caller : yah
Receiver 846
Caller : yah
Receiver : 4467
Caller : double 4 bani?
Receiver 4467
Caller double 4, 6 bani?
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Enhle Mbali I Feel Your Pain Akudlali Ukukhamela Umuntu iThawula Loku Geza Iminyaka Aqede Akwenze nje
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Lol yaya i pain yokuthi uyovakashela umnganakho uthole avale umnyango uthi uyakokoda
Uzwe athi ng’jamela lapho mngan sengyaqeda,,,,,,,,,, vele uzwe nge tone 😨🗣 ukuthi kubi
Bese naye u guy aphume ngana lips a colour coded💋
😂🤣
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Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu😂😂😂😂
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile
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Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo
DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana
PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona
DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka
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Ukudelela kwamaSmall House
Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon
Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha
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“Wamuhle Mtase” Mawuth’ Uyambuka👀 uMtase Ngathi Isalakutshelwa Sibona Ngomopho
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