relationships nowadays

Boy : Baby are you coming at my place tonight or ngifonele uLinhle ?

Girl : call her baby , ngizolala kuSizwe uholile izolo

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To avoid ukweqiwa i-plate emcimbini, before ulidlulise komunye, beka elakho phambi kwakho then uqale-ke udlulise.

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Phela ngilahle ifoni ngase ngithenga i-Mobicel, sengithi ngidlala i-Candy Crush ngibona kubhalwe ukuthi Oswidi Abaqhumayo.

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👨- Ungichaza Masu Smiler😋🤗

After 3Months

👨- Ungnyanyisa Masusineka Ubala🙄😏

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Kunzima ukungabi nogogo othakathayo, abantu bavele bakudelele nje.

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Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekhe🍑Avele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base

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Ungazitshela ukuthi ama Gold Diggers asemadolobheni kuphela kanti agcwele yonke indawo. Uthi usemakhaya uthole intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo.

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Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?

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uNyaa wayegula esesibhedlela.
Wacela ukuthi bemphaphathele amaqanda
esibhedlela nxt tym izivakatshi nxa zibuya….
njengoba wayengacacanga ukuthi ufuna lenziweni imuli
yacabanga ukuthi kungcono babhoyile elinye,
elinye balifraye…
bathe bemphathele wabe ewakhangela wakhala
ehlengezela inyembezi esisithi
“Ngabe liifraye leli elibhoyiliweyo labhoyila eli frayiweyo”.

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Why uthi “u prefer ukubizwa ngo she” ngibe ngikubona uyindoda unentshebe namasende🍆

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OMastanda bahlala besidla iMince meat and mina iVorosi yami ilahleka nsukuzonke efridgin.
So they think I am stupid.

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Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌

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Kulaba abalele nga two ngithi nje
Hliphiza Nkosi yami
Hliphiza mesiya ongcwele
Hliphiza Jehova sebawoti
😒😩🙄🤣🤣

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Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.

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Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100

Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa

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