Meanwhile In Court
Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019
Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter
Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please
Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm
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On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”
Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”
Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”
Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”
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Umuntu akuxoxele indaba abesethi ungatshenimuntu uchaza ukuthi wena unebhokisi lezindaba yini
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nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?
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Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.
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*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*
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Sengicabanga uk’Dayisa Ngomzimba
R30 For 3 Hours uBase Khona Bo Girls, Anyone Interested ???
Inbox me Asap Niyeke uk’Lamba ngikhona
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Ungalibuki i-plate lomuntu okade ephaka ngoba uzoba ne-stress esinzima. ✋🏽
Awuthi ngilale, kusile kusasa
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A gona ngwetsi ya le 96 tse dingwe e noba go tshaba merogo ya ka gae
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Umfundisi uyazihambela nje edlula e Police Station, abone ipholisa elihleli egedini lifunda ibhayibhili amangale ukuthi amapholisa lawo ayabala ibhayibhili . Asondele umfundisi athi kahle ngibuze nje umbuzo odakiweyo athi ‘ ngubani owabulala omunye phakathi kuka Cain lo Abel ? Umpholisa aphendule athi angazi ngena phakathi uzabona u constable ohlezi phakathi nguye obona ngeze murder , mina ngiku traffic .
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Umumtu ulokhu ethi simnandi iSqwaqwa, ngiyaxakeka ukhuluma ngani. Kanti usho iSgwaqane engangimphakele sona sibuya kubo eChipolopolo (Zambia) ngivakashile.
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Awu yazi nje ukuqabulana nomuntu ofake iybuko vele kube ngathi ulunguza ngama window
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Njengoba uhamba ngezimbadada nje…
Who are you trying to explain?
Uzama uk’chaza Bani?
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Zulu paper 2 final Exam😁
1.2.
1.2.1 Wenzani uJobe?
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Dark skinned Girls are soo
jealous of light skinned chicks
:
uzwa bathi “she’s not beautiful, its the colour, imagine her with dark skin uzobona mubi kanjani”
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THISHA: “Ok class! Umeleni uHIV?”
CLASS: “Asazi thisha, mhlawumbe weswele is’tuli sok’hlala!😂😂
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