CHRISTMAS HLAYA

Abaningi abazi ukuthi uDombi unkosikazi kaThibhoz wathola uMgwaja bengakashadi. Wayeneminyaka engu-16 uDombi ngenkathi umama wakhe eya naye kwadokotela. Wayekhala ethi uyagula uDombi.

“Yebo-ke mama, ngabe yini inkinga?” kubuza udokotela.

“Yindodakazi yami egulayo dokotela,” kuchaza umama kaDombi, “uDombi lo usenokuhalela ukudla esingajwayele ukukudla ekhaya, futhi usekhuluphele mumva nje futhi ungitshela nokuthi uzizwa engaphilile njalo ekuseni.”

Axilonge uDombi udokotela. Uthe lapho eseqedile, waphendukela kumama kaDombi wathi, “Angazi ngizokutshela kanjani lokhu mama, kodwa indodakazi yakho kubukeka sengathi ikhulelwe. Zine izinyanga uma ngibheka nje.”

“Ukhulelwe? Kanjani? Akakaze ashiywa yedwa nomuntu wesilisa! Ngabe ukhulelwe ngempela Dombi mntanami?”

Athi uDombi, “Cha mama, angikaze ngayiqabula ngisho ukuyiqabula indoda!”

Udokotela ahambe aye efasteleni, alunguze ngaphandle kuze kuphele cishe imizuzu emihlanu yonke. Ekugcineni aze akhulume umama kaDombi athi, “Ingabe kukhona okungahambi kahle dokotela, lapho ngaphandle?”

Aphendule udokotela, “Cha, akukho mama. Ukuthi nje ngesikhathi igcina ukwenzeka into enjengalena, kwavela inkanyezi empumalanga kanye namadoda amathathu ngaleya kwentaba. Angifuni ukuphuthelwa this time!”

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Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

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Ladies if Uke Watshelwa Ukuthi🍑 💦Umnandi 🤸🏾‍♂️ 😋
Kodwa awulotsholiwe ngithi mtakama☝️ ungalahli ithemba 🙏Basazodlala ngawe✋

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Me: bbe ukeph
Her: Durban years bbe
Me: what🤨
Her: la kudayisa khona ama pizza

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When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

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wamuhle usisi ngabe ngiyamthatha inkinga igama lakhe uThembi kanti nomama uThembi, futhi kubo kunendlu yotshani njengasekhaya kusho ukuthi sizihlobo, kusho umfana esaba intombi 😁😂

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Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

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Dear Zulu People.
When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed?
You Are Comfusing Us!

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“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.

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Anitshele u Nomvula
Aphinde ashiye u Nathi ngath se too
comfortable sfuna i album
phela thina

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Ayize i Fathers Day
Ni post labo baba
Abondla ibhomu ewuwena

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Mjita, uwuthumela nini u-4ℓ
wamasi engane for this month?

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Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .😒😒
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madam😂😂😂

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