Yenzani iTV kubantu abashadile ekamelweni. Cos kumele engabe kuphela amacala bajola 9/9.iTV eyalabo memomkhu abalahlekelwa abakhwenyana, ingekho nabo into abangayenza. Ingakho sebajola noZalo abanye bashada ne Generations:The Legacy.
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Wanna Break Up With Your Partner Without Hurting Them.?
Tell Him/her: Babe IConnnection Yethu Isiphelelwe Idata, Nalo Mtn Esiwusebenzisayo Umba Eqolo…
Usho Njalo Ube Ubamba Iqolo Ngempela, I Swear Yall Gonna Laugh Through The Break Up Like
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So girls from Kwamashu and Soweto
Ask Ramaphosa to decrease i-price ye-ntsu ne-taxi
Bashayeleni izandla 👏
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Mbali : Ngcela ungiphathele into edliwayo.
Mlungisi : Ngiyoyifakha kanjani iPirates yonke emotwen mina🤔😂😂
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Kaze le mpahla👉🍑 inguba percent of alcohol into engididizayo
after round Uma ngiyolanda thawula
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BBY ungayi emhlangeni
BBY – why ?
Him – atongihleka majitha
BBY – okey kutsi I’m still virgin awukaze vele moc kani wena bosotseni kubo
Him – mm aah
Kwaaass,😃😂😁😀😆😅
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“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?” 🤔
Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.
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In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime
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Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!
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Whites – call the police
Blacks – fonela iveni
Shweleeeee
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I wonder kuyokwenzekani mhla uMazwi athola ukuthi nathi besiyazi lendaba ka Rorisang😌
Senzo Mteshane:Shuth nathi sizinja
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Whites:Let go and have fun.m😆😀
Blacks:Ufuna ukumhlabake loh
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Umama wathatha uMxolisi ingane yakhe yomfana wathi: “Mxolisi, asihambe siyolanda ubaba wakho ethuneni, uwena ozokhuluma ngoba uwumfana wakhe wokuqala nowokugcina. Uzombingelela umtshele ukuthi singobani bese umtshela ukuthi sizomlanda simbuyisela ekhaya simhlabele inkomo ngakho angakhathazeki uma efika kugcwele egcekeni. Mina ngeke ngikhulume ngoba uma uphethe ihlahla lomphafa awukhulumisi muntu ophilayo ngoba lo ongasekho uzosala endleleni.”
Bahambe-ke baye ethuneni baguqe eduze kwethuna.
Mxolisi: “Eita timer, ngiyacava u-grand hier. Imina intwana yakho, ngivaya ne-Olas la. Buka, grand grand wena timer sizokuncuka daar sivaye nawe. Siya endabukweni, uyang’thola?. So wena gidla kuleli qabunga sivaye-ke. Ungalokhu uzikhuphula kakhulu ngalabo sdumbu ozobafica begcwele edladleni. Sikugingqele ibhasi lonke, cabanga! Asimashe-ke!”
Waquleka umama.
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Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.
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Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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wemaNdaba ngidedele uzoyibona Indoda la izovuka khona ngizokwenza doti, kwasho uKiyo esemphindile unkosikazi, ungamdedela wena umuntu esesho kanje aw ngeke Mina bandla
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