Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami

Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

Uyaphi eRoomin yakhe ungekho ready for
, uyomosha ama Doritos ne Slap somunye umntwana

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!

Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

Umuntu😘 akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha😋 i cover ye danone yoghurt