U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo

Difference between Majita 👦​​​​👨​​​👨 AND Ladies 👧​​​👩​​​👱‍♀​​​
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Ladies They always lie to each other..
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Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
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Majita We never lie to one another..
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Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲

Hide ID Nyaa. Salibonani, ngingumama ole 34 yrs, ngilomkami ole 42 yrs, sihlala e Hillside eZim, silama business e SA, silabantwana abangu 3 , 2 boys logal oyi 1 , empeleni siphila butep, siyathandana siyahloniphana njalo siyalalelana lomdala wami, asila nkinga ngitsho, sishaya nge breakfast e top, lunch enstwempu, sithi supper yodumo, en ngama weekends we take our children out fo refreshments, en dinner, bengithi ngilazise lina elihlala lilezinkinga zothando lezemishado, ngiyabonga

Entering the taxi…..

Me: Sanibonani😀

Passanger: Ai wena hlala phansi si-late🙄

Some people yrrrrrrr