Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.

Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala

Bashaye iBf yakho eClubin ngezimpama ezu4 👋mase nihamba endleleni umuzwe esethi “besengilinde eyesi5 ngibulale Umuntu”

Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile

My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There