Mxm umuntu enuka umlomo ajike asondele ebuswen bam angbuze ukuth ngyayaz yin lengoma ethi HUUUUUUUUUUUU??😷😷😷

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Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.

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When Mom Joined Facebook

19:00 : Mom is typing
19:20 : Mom is typing
19:35 : Mom is typing
19:52 : Ngwanake

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WHITE:HE HAS LOST WEIGHT

BLACK:USEMNGAKA

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White : she’s has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ itsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin .kk kit Kat

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Uma nizwa ngamahemuhemu, bathi ngijola nobani? 🤔

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No one.

Savings: “Ngithathe kancane kancane, uzongibuyisa mos.

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Ungene nomuntu wakho kubo kuvele kuhlekwe
naye ahleke athi benginitshelile.

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Uma usabiza iSim Card nge Stater pack ..
sala ku 2017 kzoshuba

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When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

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Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii

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Boy : can you please give me your number
Girl : Are you working ?
Boy : No
Girl : 073 154 7381
Boy : (2 min later) hhayi! Bo ayisebenzi le-
number
Girl : ifana nawe

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“Lizbethe mngani,

Ngithi angikulobele le migqa embalwa ngikwazise ngesimanga esangehlakalela ngeSonto eledlule.

Phela ngangiphuma enkonzweni ngalolu nyanyavu engaluthengelwa nguThibhoz noMdelwa, ngadlula kulesi sitolo esidayisa izincwadi zamaKhrestu (Christian bookshop). Ngangiyofuna iBhayibheli elisha njengoba leli ebengilisebenzisa linamakhasi angasaphelele.

Nakhu-ke phela sengibona le bumper sticker ebhalwe ukuthi: HOOT IF YOU LOVE JESUS. Ngisithenge, kwazise phela ngangivuselelekile enkonzweni. Ngiphume estolo ngiyonameka le sticker ngemuva ebhuthini, qede ngingene emotweni neBhaybheli lami elisha.

Indaba phela seyenzeka sengifika erobhothini, ngifike libomvu, ngime. Angibonanga noma selishintshile irobhothi, phela ngangisathathekile yinkonzo yangalelo langa. Ngizwe imoto esemva kwami ihutha, ngivele ngewindi ngiphakamise isandla ngibingelela.

“Jesus Christ! Go, go! Just go!” kusho lo mlungu osemva kwami.

Ngajabula ukuzwa ukuthi uJesu uhamba phambili kule ndawo. Zonke izimoto ezazisemva kwami zase zihutha lokhu okumangazayo, kwangijabulisa ukubona uthando olungaka lwabantu bekhombisa ukuthanda uJesu. Ngaphakamisa isandla ngikhombisa injabulo, ngathi ngiphosa amehlo erobhothini ngalibona selibomvu futhi.

Ngezwa enye indoda ithi: “Sunny beach.” Ngabona ukuthi ungowaseThekwini, nakhona bayamthanda uJesu. Omunye umshayeli wangivezela umunwe ophakathi nendawo, ngabuza umzukulu wami uPapi owayehleli ngemuva ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho. Wathi yi-sign yaseMelika esho ukuthi uJesu umthanda ngenhliziyo yakho yonke. Nami-ke angibange ngisapholisa amaseko, ngamvezela owami umunwe lo mlisa.

Ngabona bonke abantu bephuma ezimotweni zabo beqonde kimi. Ngathi ngithi nhla erobhothini, ngathola umbala uluhlaza. Ngabona kungcono ngihambe, ngaphatheka kabi nokho ukushiya abangani bami ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi babefuna ukuzobuza ukuthi ngikhonza kuphi.

Ngathi ngiqeda kusuka nje, lashintsha futhi irobhothi laba bomvu, kwangiphatha kabi lokho ukuthi abangani bami ngibashiya ngemuva ngasuka ngedwa. Ngabona kungcono ngibavezele umunwe okokugcina, ukubakhombisa ukuthi uJesu ngimthanda kangakanani. Lapho-ke wavele waphela yinsini uPapi, ngicabanga ukuthi wayechazwa yile ndlela emnandi kangaka ye-sign language yaseMelika.

Ngethemba ukuthi ngiyophinde ngibabone labaya bantu abanomusa kangaka, sizoxoxa ngezwi leNkosi.

Yimina,
uTryphina”

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