“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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“Ngizwil’isandla sakhe singithinta…” 🎤 🎶

Sexual harassment leyo, kodwa nathula ngoba bekung’God. 😕

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Umshado💍Unabantu Bawo🤞

Wena Nje Ofunda LePost Ufanelw Uku kikiza Kphela🏌️‍♂️

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Uthi uyamduduza umuntu uthi kuzolunga, avele athi: “Nini?”

Ngizokwazi ngani-ke mina?

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Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala

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Injani ukuqina i-security egade ama-Choice Assorted kini? 🤔

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A girl asked gogo why don’t you
share your spoon with us.
Gogo: angisho nimunya maPipi

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Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻

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Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti.

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I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!

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Whites: I’m an electrician
Zulus: Uyabona uma bekhuluma ngogesi,basho mina
😂😂😂🤷🏿‍♂️

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Bese niyeka ukushutha eduze kwezimoto zabantu, nizothakathelwa ubala.

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My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, 🐓 something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.

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Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane

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Some girls are good at editing pictures…
yaz ama’Pumps aze afane ne’Vans

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