White Parent :: You depend on me.
Black Parent :: Udla Mina, ugqoka Mina, unya Mina. 🐸
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Akekho owazi i-crèche eno-NSFAS? 🤔
Sengiphelile amashumi ekuseni. 😩
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Njengomunye ugogo kwafika amapholisa emzini wakhe bezombopha ngoba epheka itototo.
Pholisa: “gogo sesikubophile asambe ”
Gogo: ” ngenzeni futhi mntanami? ”
Pholisa: “angithi upheka itototo lapha ekhaya. ”
Gogo: “kodwa phela khathesi kangilayo ephekiweyo ”
Pholisa:”ye gogo, awulayo kodwa izinto zonke zokupheka itototo sizitholile lapha ”
Gogo:”kulungile mntanami asihambe kodwa kasivumelane lapha lami ngyafika ngikuvulela icala lokuthi ubufuna ukungidlwengula ”
Pholisa:”aah kanjani gogo mina ngingazange ngize ngikuthinte? ”
Gogo:”kodwa angithi konke okokudlwengula ulakho khonapho ”
Pholisa: “usale kahle gogo “
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Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Izifebe do Tourism…Angithi zifuna ukuhamba umhlaba wonke zifunana namadoda…
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But it’s none of my Business
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Yaz umjolo is not for everyone, unyise uBoity wayo thwasa wabuya waba uMrapper
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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷♂️
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Sibemnandi😋 isdudla kubengathi ungavel’umemeze uthi “ekabani leGumbafaya”😀😀
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(Phone call)
GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”
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Ngzwa kuthiwa KwaNongoma
ama Results ka Matric
abelandwa enduneni
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Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet🚽”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s
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Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!
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Angaba khona ama dessert bt heiy uJelly ngisho ungenziwa ubani nini uyaqala noma akaqali unento yawo nje. I don’t knw noma ilokunyakaza kwawo engathi it’s someone trying to scare u. Umnandi Jelly, ngiyakuthanda futhi.
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Usathi uvika impam kababa wakh avel ashibilike awe avuke eseth ooo usuyalwa manj🤣
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Him:bbe angisasuzi for two weeks I think am pregnant
Her :udakiwe
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BOY: I love you babie.
GIRL: ngiyakusa ngaphi ungela mali
BOY: So ucabanga ukuthi nga ngile mali ngingafuna wena mina?
I SALUTE THIS GUY
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Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop
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