CURRICULUM VITAE OF SELIBONA NYAA

Surname : Nyaa
Name : I said Nyaa
Date of Birth : 27 Years
I.D no : N/A
Sex : 6 Times a day
Marital Status : H I V Negative
Race : I hate Racing
Health : I’m fine , thank u n u ?
Home Language : I am in Zulu
Other Language : Mgosi
Hobbies : Dogs
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal Adress : Eskoleni nxt to Mahlongo’s Tarven
Highest Grade Passed : Standard 1
Year Obtained : 1987

REFERENCES
Name of Person : Sibusiso Dlomo
Position : Generations
Relationship : call Mfundi Vundla

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Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”🙅‍♂️

Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo ☑️

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Ngeskathi bekusaGembulwa(Bet) ebholeni abanye bethu bebengena eMatch(in) ngoba bekhuphe imali

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Ngaze ngamilwa ithumba endaweni ewrong kumakhaza nakanje😭😭😭

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Me to my side chick:
“Yazi mina am too old for breakups, so if luphelile kuwe uthanda its fine sizathandana ngololu olwami ngoba lusesekhona lona.”

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Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:

Normal people – 😂
Slow learner – 👍🏽

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Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ”
so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”

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Black people “Sifun’ izindlu ay-ay,ay. Sifuni ugwaqo ay-ay,ay.
Ningadakela thina, ngingasho kanjani ukuthi nifuna izindlu maqede nithi ” ay-ay,ay

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Akwenzeki nje untshontshe enye yama-post alapha ekhaya uyogqama ngayo kuWhatsApp status?

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Seen means..
S-seksen nguwe😴
E-emini nguwe😴
E-Ebsku nguwe😴
N-ngidziniwe nguwe👐

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Ubani onale movie yendoda egqoke i-jacket emnyama ephethe isbhamu?

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Uskwiza wenu usengicele isamba sika-R30, kanti ngoneni ezweni? Angifi ngani okungcono? 😩

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Umfundisi wase zayoni ungixoshile isontweni lakhe ngoba ngi rawonde ngam over tecker.

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LITHE IPHOYISA MANGINGAMKHIPHI UMBULALI NGIZOWKHOMBA UMUZI ONOTSHWALA ….NGAJABULA KE KAMAKHELWANE KUZOHLATSHWA NGZOLIKHOMBISA KHONA..

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My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE

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