Bangani bami, ake ningisize ningicebise la. Ngingavimba ngani ukuchiphiza izinyembezi njalo mangiqoba u onions. Sengizame izinto eziningi akukho okulungayo, meke nje ngaqala ngivele ngiteteme engathi ngiyingane izwa imoto ya-ice cream idlula ngomgwaqo. .
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Umama wakho uyisidudla uma egibela esikalini sithi “ngisacela kugibele umuntu oyedwa ngiyacela”
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👦:Bbe ngizokubona nini ❤️☺️
👧:Haybo angazi amehlo awakho 😅
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Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.
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Ma kwenziwa i baby shower kudingeka amanzi angakanani?
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Usathi ushaya inyoka kuvele kuhambe ugesi endlini uyizwe ihleka😀
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You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡
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(Phone call)
GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”
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OMastanda bahlala besidla iMince meat and mina iVorosi yami ilahleka nsukuzonke efridgin.
So they think I am stupid.
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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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Igama la Amahle uma umbheka kbukeka lingaphelele ngendlela amubi ngayo.
Wothi ngiloqedele – Amahlephuhlephu
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Noma ungazenza ikholwa elikhulu kodwa unembeza wakho uyalazi iqiniso
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Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??
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avengadalwa kahle avengingakwazi ukuziba umuntu uma sengifunde uwhattsap wakhe ngiphendula manje ngaphandle mawungithole ngi off line, hlambe ngithanda kakhulu izindaba, anibosho phela bafethu ngehlise akulona icala
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Mese uthi unendodake into ebalekela ama Charges niyolihamba lonke iTheku nifuna uCapitec ngoba engafuni ukukhipha kuStandard Bank😂🤣😂😂
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Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 😃😂😁
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