kwati ngelinye ilanga ngizishukela ugwayi oluhlaza ngezwa sekuma iveni yamaphoyisa esangweni,ngsheshe ngiyishutheke kwi bhayibheli, angene aqonde endlini yami ngoba nomnyango wawuvulekile
Phoyisa : ndoda singamthola umfowenu?
Gumede : Cha akekho SGT
Phoyisa : (lithathe ibhayibheli)sicela ukukushiya ne vesi umfundele mayefika” *,kuvele insangu *
Phoyisa : yini le ?”
Gumz : akusiyo nje I underwear ka Adam ngoba wayegqok’ amahlamvu nje

Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”

Khona abantu abangena sdingo and ngyabakhipha la bheka igama lakho
Sandile Nxele
Sizwe Dube
Asanda Mzobe
Zinhle Nxele
Sandile Mkhize
Phila Ndlovu
Spha Goba
Sanele Vilakazi
Samkelo Mhlanzi
Zama Kheswa
Zinhle Biyela
Slindile Mzolo
Buhle Dumakude
Nompilo Mvubu
Gugu Zondi
Thandeka Ngcobo
Thobile Maseko
Sthandiwe Mbhele
Sduduzo Ndlela
Buhle Zondi
Slindile Jali
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Ja ngyabakhipha nje estokfelen abasakhokhi.

Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit

I most yamatheken amahle
Azwana ne camera kunamanzi

Uyayazi i-pain yokuthenga i-grocer igcwale i-trolley lapho ufake i-mask, abantu ababoni ukuthi nguwe lo owenza izimangaliso?

URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

Did u know?
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Umsuzo unaka njengama simba.
so make usuza usuke usinyela yazi