When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.

2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.

3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.

4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.

5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.

6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.

7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela

8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.

9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe

10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.

11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.

12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha

13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha

It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi…

USipho lo John bayathukana

USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .

UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?

Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌

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