Everytime when my girlfreind has prepared a meal ukhipha i spice emabeleni asifake kweyami ngedwa iplate phela mybe si expensive …i love you bbe❤

Uvulele umtwana I Orange e taxini makaqeda akhale athi livale

In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!

Awu yazi nje ukuqabulana nomuntu ofake iybuko vele kube ngathi ulunguza ngama window

Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
.
Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “

Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!