If u were named Mbali, there’s no need for iPhotoshop. Awubadingi bonke labo pende abayisidina.Maskscara and foundation makeup. Kwabonakala ubuhle uzalwa wena. Haiy, umuhle ngempela Mbali.💐

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Tom Boys hate the
sound of Back to school

Phela abazwan nesketi

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Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.

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You should know you are now old, when you walk down your neigbourhood and kids playing soccer in the streets hold their ball and shout, “Asimeni kancane abantu abadala badlule”.

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Lento Yama suprise iyangicika ngoba umuntu ukukhokhelela ibhasi ungazi bese ekuvala amehlo uzitshele ukuthi I suprise Kanti uyofakwa ebhasini Eliya kwaba zali bakho e goli

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Angikho happy ngeSpeed sePhara uma likuphathise izimpahla.
😓🥺

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U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba

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English: He’s a good Builder
Zulu. : Unesandla

English : He’s involved
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s a Thief
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He beats his Wife
Zulu : Unesandla

English : He’s has a good hand writing
Zulu : Unesandla

Part Two

It has stopped
Imile
.
It’s stationed
Imile
.
It’s standing
Imile
.
It’s jammed
Imile
.
It’s not moving
Imile
.
It’s paused
Imile
.
It’s motionless
Imile
.
It’s upright
Imile
.
It’s erected 🍆
Imile
.
It’s waiting
Imile

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Inkhani yoMzulu ngathi yi trolley yase Shoprite…
.ayi control’leki

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Jabu: hey baby I’m coming 2day
Sli : I’m on my periods just incase
Jabu: I’m sori love I’m not coming
imoto yami seyiphumelwe isondo
Sli: Wothi umngan wakho
akak’lethe
Jabu: udutshulwe izolo
usesbhedlela
Sli : k angbonanga kahle angikho
kuma periods
Jabu: nangu umngan wam
engfonela uthi phume izolo
esbhedlela
Sli: weh naku ngi ngena kuma
periods
Jabu: oh Jesu naku umngan wam
bephinda bemdubula..

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Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi

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Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm.
Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake😔😞

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Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.

“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”

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Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!

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Bengathin nje uZuma avele avule enye iPolitical Party simvotele ngo2019 aphinde abe uPresident wethu 😂

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