Nawe bayakusho abakwaziyo ulibele ukubheka mina
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Mxm umuntu enuka umlomo ajike asondele ebuswen bam angbuze ukuth ngyayaz yin lengoma ethi HUUUUUUUUUUUU??😷😷😷
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U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee
Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?
Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi
Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?
Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo
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When uu jst told Bae dat “mina nawe sizofa silahlane”
then uu start coughing nn feel headache
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Qaphela la uma umuntu umthumelela umyalezo ngefoni awufunde angaphenduli akayedwa lowo muntu ukhona oseduze kwakhe amsabayo qiniso lelo
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A gona ngwetsi ya le 96 tse dingwe e noba go tshaba merogo ya ka gae
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You post about her kutsi ni happy
Siyakutsatsela natsi sifuna Ku Ba happy 😃😂
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imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani
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Sengikubambile, sengiyazi ukuthi uwena. Ur busy ulokhu uthi makhi_makhi (Makhelwane) kimi, kanti wazi kahle ulambela ezinkukhwini zami. Ngifuyile kodwa wena uyangintshontshela.Y ungasho ukuthi uyazithanda ngikusisele. Uyinkentshane imbungulu uqobo lwayo. Udla amandla ami lwabishi, doti…
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Umona
US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.
Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”
Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole
Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!
Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!
Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!
Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!
Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.
Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.
Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.
Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!
Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.
Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen
Ameni
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Noma ungashaya nge Ass nema Curves kumbe ube Slender lesi Sexy blind, uma ungekho mnandzi awukho mnandzi. Ngisho nebuhle mine, nelibalala lelikhanyako, alisho kutsi umnandzi 😂😂 Ne fish ayikhetsi, ayiyi ngekutsi wena u Sexy kumbe ugcoka kahle, kumbe usebentisa i iPhone ushaye nge Brazilian, kumbe une Persal number nema pay slip, kumbe une moto or aw’nayo, uma k’mele ube Skotela se fish utoba ngiso 😂😂 Ningaboni bantu bahambela ek’dzeni nema Ass and Curves abo nitsi bamnandzi kumbe abanuki, yela! Kubi la outside 😂😂 Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Muntu umnandzi uma wena mudli umvile kutsi umnandzi. And kuba mnandzi kwakhe kuwe doesn’t necessarily mean utoba mnandzi kitsi sonkhe. So yekelan kubona tibunu nema Curves kumbe nibone Slender lesi sexy nitsi “Labanye Bantu badla kahle”. Li orange liyaba fresh ngaphandle utsi uyal’cata ulithole ligcwele tibungu phakatsi
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Okae matome wago emisa taxi
Bare oya kae are “BACK SIT”
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Untshontshe inyama ebhodwen🍖🍗ufike emvakwendlu kant izambane🙆🙇
😭😭😭😭😭
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Geza phela noma u-single, nefriji liyaduma lingenalutho.
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Noma ungajola uze uphelelwe uthando
Kodwa mawumubi bayakudlala
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Nowadays kumele ngiphathe i list yokubhala abarasako emqwabeni and masibuya emathun3ni anidli nina ay’ngekhe phena nizoqoqa ndamadodeni nangama bleeser wenu lah nxxx
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