Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.” 😭 😭
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Whites: stop the car please…
Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……
😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale
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Ngicela usizo guys, ngifuna umuntu ozogada ugogo wami 👵🏽 ona-88 years. Lo muntu ngizomkhokhela R2 500 ngenyanga, ukudla ngizomthengela kanye nama-cosmetics.
Ugogo ubehlala nomalume, washona umalume. Wahlala no-anti, washona u-anti. Wahlala nomfazi kabhuti, washona umkamfowethu. Wahlala nomzukulu wakhe, washona naye. Manje bengimqashele omunye usisi, naye ushonile last week.
Ngiyan’cela baf’ethu, ugogo uhleli yedwa manje. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
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Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet
Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah
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Izolo sike sa-Complainer nge mayonnaise engamnandanga✋sidakiwe
Mangvuka ekuseni nansi isavaliwe
Kodwa angiyitholi i-aqueous cream
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“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.
“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.
“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.
“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.
“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.
Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”
Jehova! 🙆🏽♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?
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Pedi pple can confuse you on the phne while saying am in Durban they say
“Ke ko tepene”
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Emhlabeni wonke jikelele.Heiy..
akekho umuntu onenkani ukudlula impohlwa.
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• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
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“So nawe uku 2018”?
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Uncono Wena Usingle
Abanye Baku Relationship Kodwa Abanyobani
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If awukho Bold and Beautiful in these Days of our Lives then awunaso Isidingo sokuba kule Generation because uzoxakeka kule Rythm City ubene Scandal ublame Uzalo lwakho,bheka manje Skeem Saam ufuna ukuzibulala we are not ready for Ashes to Ashes, if uyindoda syokungcwaba ngemva kweSibaya
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Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.
Oh, and futhi anginisabi.
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UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?
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Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:👩💻besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:💔😾who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away 😔
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😅😅😅😅muzwe ethi awusangithandi njalo wena lapho angikaze ngimthande nkosyami angizange jehova
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Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait
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