Wake wajola early kwi Party kanti kusazofika abantu aba right?

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!

UMBONA NGOKUDLALA UMASKANDI KUTHI LOH AKANA MATRIC

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!👌

Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?

If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me,
I can’t eat the whole elephant alone

” Ngimithisile🤰🏾”
Kusho Mina Ekhaya Ngifuna Bangxoshe Kulo December