Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
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Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣
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“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”
Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.
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Blamer umamakho ngokuthy ube mfishane ngoba wuye o wathy ungayifaki yonke
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Eliph levila elaqhamuka nalento yokpheka amazambane engacwecwiwe.
Angeke awthol umendo lowo😂
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Nificane nomuntu wakho ebusuku nihambisane nixoxe umuzw esethi
“konje wawungekho emncwabeni wami”
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
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If you’re the hottest girl ngakini, please note that the minute iTaxi ingena eTown konke lokho kuyaphela
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Ibhodwe elino mshudo ngaqala ukulibona kwa “Dlamini”
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Ezulwini njalo akunama Make up🌚 sizonihleka size sibambelele ngo Jakobe😐
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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2
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Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.
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Me: saubona driver….iyaphi taxi….
Him: Yebo….Jozi🙄
Me: malini itaxi
Him: angiyithengisi bhuti😏
Yhuuuu amageza so rude
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Waze wangthuka usisi eTaxin ngidlalisa ingane ngithi “uphi ubaba?”😭
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Imagine On Our Way🚶 To Heaven And Satan Says👀
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All Those Who Watched “Game Of Thrones” Follow Me🚶🤷♂ Zthandwa Zam😱😱
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Majita…I cherry iyanikwa ifon bakit📱bes u lock🔒gallery.. messages,contact..phones Facebook n WhatsApp🙄🙄mayeybuz💁uth uykhohliwe
Asamb zax🚶…..
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