Ngithe sengiwuhlubile ubhanana 🍌 etekisini, uma ngiphakamisa amehlo nasi i-sticker esibhalwe: “Musa ukudla emotweni njengemfene.”
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Uthi uyafaka kanti sebefakile ungezwanga.. Ingoma oyithandayo
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As Long As You Don’t Make Peace With Your Man’s Financial Position🍑🍆
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Usazonya Umpipi, You’ll Date The Whole Country For Money😏
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“Ingenile?” Ya.
“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.
“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.
“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.
“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.
“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.
Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.
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Untshontshe inyama ebhodwen🍖🍗ufike emvakwendlu kant izambane🙆🙇
😭😭😭😭😭
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In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime
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Lonyaka sizahamba ngamazwani ngokufuthelwa hikuhlakula plus lockdown
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Inqwaba yabantu ayive ithanda ukuba iVAT.
Into ehlezi izifaka ezindabeni zabantu.
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Yaz bonke opresident bakwaz ukufika nesixazululo sesifo esfikayo.uRamaphosa usehlulwa iCorona into ehamba ngomoya ngabe uyihogela👃 yonke leCorona asize izwe lakhe ,vele sfuna omunye uMphathi😷
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Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.
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Ukuthi awugivaphi akusho ukuthi uzophumelela
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Ungaphiki nathi thina sesasijwayela is’bhaxu akusazweli kwasho imbongolo isho ehhashini kuthiwa aligijime
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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
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Manje after overtaking me on the road nisuke seningbukani👀👀
Niyaqala yin ukbon’ iMercedes ethengwe Cash
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Sometimes ukusebenza estolo uyadeleleka. Nangu omunye uzongbuza ngokudla kwezinja ukuthi “YIKUPHI OKUMNANDI ?”. Nali ibhadi lami 😡😡😡
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Li Decline li card e Cash build
Babe wakho Seka bhale kutsi
Jerome Ngomane
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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