Wen u shut the door of RDP house and the sound be like kaavaaament!!!
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A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!
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Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno
ao tlhakatlhakana nkare Sunday kos
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Uthi usalele esbhedlela ubone uDoctor ekhuluma nabantu baka AVBOB bekhomba wena.
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White :I’m Electrician
BLACK:Mabakhulum nga gez basho mine
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Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi
Step son : mxm kshoda wena
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Ned mawuthi uz’bone zonke
Booom
Nawa amawutwane eKFC
Bawabiza nge “StreetWalk”
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WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂
BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”
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so usahleli kahle so enjoy new movie alone
The bell ring is DA pizza man
Just asking for some water the skooter is out of water 😂
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Niyizwile lendaba yokuthi:Ngisho ningawadweba kanjani amashiya…nize nifane nOPOPAYI, abakwa Ngcobo kuphela abanamashiya amahle.
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Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”
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Kuyiqinisokanti ukuthi Uma ungenayo inzalo nezingane zakho azibinayo 🙄?
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Muzophuza 🥃🍷🍾nathi kuloDecember,ufika ne-slip se-grocer yakini neVN yomzali wakho ethi “ngiyabonga mtanami” . Sikhathele nje ukuqalekiswa abazali benu thina 🤞🏽🙄😂
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Niqeda ukuqabulana nino muntu wakho
Girl:baby ushiye ushephisi emlomeni wam🤨🤨🤔🤔
Boy:No,bby akusiwona ushiphisi ngineflu🤣🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
What is that if u think?? 🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣😁
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Ujole ne ntobazana e sebenza e garage⛽ during tlof tlof 🍑🍆 othi bbe I’m cummin💦 ivele ithi diesel or petrol😳😳
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UMsaphozi emngcwabeni!!!
Msaphozi: Sanibonani nonke etendeni. Ngiyabonga ukuthola leli thuba lokukhuluma ngomzala.
Umzala ushona nje besegulile sonke simubonile. Futhi umzala mina ngangithi uzofa ngo 2010 ngoba nalapho wake wagula wabangwa nezibi kodwa wavuka waphinda waqhubeka lapho ayegcine khona nokuqoma, waqoma okusengathi akakaze agule nhlobo.
OMagwaza nomshumayeli uXulu bangixaka sebejola naye umzala ekubeni yibo abebumuthandazela esebangwa nezibi ngoba ayi nani madoda nikholwa ngokuzibonela ukuthi kunani phansi kwesiketi.
Ngageza izandla uma sengizwa kuthiwa nawe Mfundisi usujola nomzala kodwa ngeke sizixoxe lezo ngoba sisemngcwabeni kanti nomfazi wakho ukhona lapha, kodwa ngadumala ngoba phela wena Mfundisi ubumazi kahle umzala ingane kaAnti ukuthi ayilungile kodwa ke ngeke ngikujaje Mfundisi ngoba nawe uwumuntu njengabo obab’ Mkhize laba laphaya emuva (ekhomba uMkhize) obeze agaklaze umfazi wakhe efuna ukuza kuye umzala lona.
UmkaMkhize njengoba elapha nje ufuna ukuzibonela ukuthi umzala wami ufe ngempela yini.
Kona ke engingakusho ngomzala wami ubewathanda amadoda ikakhulukazi ashadile futhi nawo emthanda kodwa into enhle uze wafa umzala engahlukanisanga muntu nenkosikazi yakhe.
La endaweni ngithi mabili mathathu amadoda emizi yawo angajolanga nomzala. Ngithukile nje uZungu uma esesikhokhisa layikhaya ngokuqasha itende lakhe kodwa ke ngabuye ngabona ukuthi unkosikakazi wakhe ubengazi ukuthi ubejola nomzala ngalokho siyamxolela uZungu siwumndeni ngaleso senzo sakhe.
Mzala wami uhambe kahle uma ufika ezulwini ungasiphoxi uqomane namasulumane, amaJuda, oPilatu noSamusoni beno Nebukhedinesari.
Uziphathe kahle mzala ezulwini uhlale ngentombi yize ingasekho nje kodwa uzame mzala wami… Uhambe kahle mntaka Anti sohleze sibabaza imigilingwane yakho!!
Ngiyabonga ngisaya ngale exhibeni sengikhulume ngaze ngoma.
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