Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos.
Iphi ingqondo?
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I wonder iEX yami ipoka ikuphi?
Phela wayethe she can’t live without me.
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Wuyekeni lomkhuba wokuthi umuntu mayenibingelela nivume sengathi anithandi noma siyanihlupha, mina umuntu owenzenjalo angiphinde ngimubingelele, ngisho ngabe ubaluleke kanjani sorry bandla
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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
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Dating a chick from Mamelodi
…. ai…
Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!
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Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.
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Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.
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👩🏽🦰:: Gogo uSpha
ungalile😭
🧙♀️: : Geza imfene
Zanele sobona ngo 12
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Ukuzwe kumnandi kanjani ukuthandana nomuntu oneqiniso nenhlonipho,
ngathi ungabiza iEx yakho uthi: nayi into engangiyidinga Doti.
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KeaNongoma i tax🚐
isabizwa nge
khumbi
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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Angel nj ubone umantombazan amahle a post ama funny jokes kuhlez kuyilobo mubiza
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“Mngani amadoda izinja🐕” lowoMzuzu yena ushaya nga five and ziMluma zonke
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Ake nizenze mina kuma-comments, ngifuna ukubona something.
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Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!
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Nakho nje ukufaka i-Knorrox ye-beef ku-chicken curry, kuyazandisa izinkinga obhekene nazo.
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