Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me,
I can’t eat the whole elephant alone

kwati ngelinye ilanga ngizishukela ugwayi oluhlaza ngezwa sekuma iveni yamaphoyisa esangweni,ngsheshe ngiyishutheke kwi bhayibheli, angene aqonde endlini yami ngoba nomnyango wawuvulekile
Phoyisa : ndoda singamthola umfowenu?
Gumede : Cha akekho SGT
Phoyisa : (lithathe ibhayibheli)sicela ukukushiya ne vesi umfundele mayefika” *,kuvele insangu *
Phoyisa : yini le ?”
Gumz : akusiyo nje I underwear ka Adam ngoba wayegqok’ amahlamvu nje

That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?

Ukudide ushintshi etaxin uzizwe usubuza nento engasile usuthi
“konje laba abawu four bathe bangaki?”

Indoda Egqoka Ama-Pyjam(a) ✋
Ngathi Uhlanya Oleqe Esbhedlela!

Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’

Night🛌😴