ushikwapo shikamana,
na mbona madem tukiwashika wanakataa
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Mhla layeka ukubhema Insango Niyobona ukuthi iPost Ayinayo iVolume..
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Iwayini elidayiswa ngebhokisi akusilona iwayini, njengoba ne-Ricoffy kungesilona ikhofi.
Inbox location yakho uma ufuna silwe.
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Ukhuhle amabhentshi esbhedlela kugcine sekuyiwona ayisifo kunalesi esikuphethe.
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Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo
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mawuthi wenza into ezokhalisa mina khohlwa sekwaphela amabattery okukhala la kimi yenza ngizokubuka nje mina
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Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell😑
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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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They say Zulu is easy but not
English: “Press button no 9”
IsiZulu: “Cindezela inkinobho eyinombolo yesishiyagalolunye”
#Stherayza
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Sorini kancane 🙏ngyazi ni busy
☝️Ikhona yin indawo edayisa utshwala nge Medical Aid la KwaMashu ??
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Ungene eBank ungu Brock Lesner 💪 ngolaka lwamaTransaction angacacile 💳📄
Uphume ususwabe 😢🚶♂ njengomuntu omithiselwe intombi sebekuchazelile
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Isdala kudweba ishiya
SENZO :Kudwetshwa i weave manje
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Uthi unguthisha ubone umfundi gulukudu ngewindi mawumbuza ukth wenzani uzwe esethi bengphuthuma iskhathi
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Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻
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Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???
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