It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

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Ashaye inhlaya umbiza uncine sungahlek lento ayishoy uhleke yen

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“I have a boyfriend”
Uvele ubone ukuthi weeee usafika ebafaneni lo,into azoysola Yona🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣njengoba edlisa i team.

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In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!

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Abe mnandi u gal uthi noma sekahamba ucabange
noku mchuphela impuphu

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Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

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Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you

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Mina I post jokes for my crush 👩🏽‍🦰, angazi-ke ukuthi nin’abanye nisuke nihlekani.

Angazi ngempela ‘yazi.

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White Couple At The Mall:👫

Black Couple At The Mall: 🚶🚶‍♀ Uzongifica e Spar Ngoba Usamodela🙁

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You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡

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Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍

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In English “Ungenaphi” …Means: “Through Which Opening Does Your Audacity Allow You To Make an Unsolicited Opinion About a Matter That Does Not Involve You”
In case You Didn’t Know

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Yabona umuntu umnike ilolly Pop njee avele angayiniki thuba ayihlafune.Ubona kahle ukuthi ilenhlobo ukubekezela engakwazi.

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Niyezwa kubuhlungu kanjan makuthiwa
ningaphumeli ngaphandle…

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