Ngaba bete imali uyangincisha, kungashisa uyangincisha, nginganuka tjwala, ngingajola iyangincisha kahle kahle ufunani kimi wena or ngishintje ngibe itoilet papert
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Usthande isthomber somunt wakho uze usenze i wallpapper…
.kant wasishuthw umunt wakher😂
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When you accidentally post your naked photos on Facebook uthi uya charger iphone iphelelwe yi battery uthi uya charger , I charger inqamuke uthi uyaboleka icharger ku makhelwane kuhambe ugesi
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Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. 😚 Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.
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👩 : Bbe uyezwa kuband kanjan?
👨: Manje ngenzenjani mna ngifonel ilanga 😒
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okunye wena makhosi ngifuna uma ecela imali ashawe luvalo uma eyicela ngenkani azibhoshele.
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Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo
Him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho 😂
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Usuke udakwe ngempela mawuzofika KwaMakhutha ungena eDot Car Wash uthi ucela I six pack kuMzobe, akubuze ukuthi yani uthi: yamaqanda …
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WHITES: “Is the boss here?”
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BLACKS: “Usefikile ubab’wakho?”
owakho uBoss nimbiza bani?
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Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂
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Kusho ukuthini Uma umuntu ozitshena ukuthi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii
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Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!
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Ngiva batsi Mandela
Socale lenye I drama ezulwini
Soboshiwe phela futsi mm titomboyela nyalo 😃
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Imoto mayinotepe Iya kwi alignment, if kuwumuntu uvele udabuke nje uze umfisele ukuthi abe ugandaganda okuncono ngoba akana option.
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