👩:bbe ngikuthanda khulu
👨:ohh lemali oyibonile eyama-cement😛
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Gulukudu uMjay etaxn ahlale eduze kuka Mbali. Kufudume nama windi avaliwe.
Mj: hlw sqeda se-Oross, awsemhle kanje. Uyakuph?
Mb: yin bhut, bengbuz direction yin? Sengzokwehla.
Mj: haw ok, ngcel ngiph inumber yakho.
Mb: nam lengnayo ngyay rentela, ngeke ngikwazi.
Ungangincengi ngoba ngeke withole.
Mj: ngyakcela khona sizoxoxa
Mb:angfuni futhi ngzomemeza😚
Mj: (emncenga) ngyakcela muhlez
Mb: (ebhavumula etaxn) NGITHE ANGFUNI AWUZW
(Kuthuleke etaxn)
Mj: haw Cc 😮 ungafike usuze bese unqab ukvuli windy, ngoba nakhu sewzokwehla wena. VULI FASTELA
Passengers 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
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Lobhuti engibambisene naye kwezothando uthi amabhulukwe akhe ayancipha 🤣🤣 ngimchazele noma nizongichazelela yena 🤣
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Ngi-wrong yini uma ngibona i-crush yami i-online bese ngiyayi-inbox(a) ngithi: “Hi, nice online.”? 😊
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Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa🙏🏼✔️ Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini🚶🙄
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Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??
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Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo 🥰👌
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni😳 usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje 🤞 wokuthiba Indlala 🤷♂️
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Ngibathanda bonke abantu abaku Facebook wam 🤣 ABANGASEBENZI inkinga iyodwa abagezi Jonny obathathe njayam
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In 2018 a smoking girl must date a smoking guy. Ashes To Ashes.
Ngeke phela sikisse braaistand
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Yabona Beyonce umasekazothi
Wimpy all night
Ayi ngivele ngilambe straight
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Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.
“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”
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Ukuze ube nokuthula, ivumele le eyokuthi uthi hlukanani. Nt tht uya understander lento ayishoyo. For the sake yokuthi umthanda kakhulu, Ukuze ungahlukumezeki wena onenhliziyo esamthanda. Vumela lomhlola wamahlukana awushoyo cos kusho kona vele akasekho kuwena. If uqhubeka ngenkani u’ll get hurt kakhulu futhi.So if ethi I ran out of it. Nawe enza njalo, just let it go.
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Kumnandi ku-2018, kuyaphiliswana kuma-relationships.
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GIRL 1: “Hey, ngithole inamba yakho efonini kaSiya. UZanele lo okhuluma naye, naye ujola nawe angithi?”
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GIRL 2: “Ja, uSlie lona. Yebo ngijola naye uSiya.”
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ZANELE: “Uyazi ngifica ku-clean endlini, nguwe yini obukhona?”
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SLIE: “Nope, ngigcine ngoKhisimusi mina. Awubuze uNomsa uma’ wengane, mhlawumbe nguye. 071 263…”
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*UZanele afonele uNomsa (baby mama)*
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ZANELE: “Hi, ukhuluma noZanele, lo ojola no-baby daddy wakho.”
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NOMSA: “Oh, ja ngiyakwazi. Ngike ngazibona izithombe zakho efonini yakhe. Ngiyayithanda i-short hair yakho ‘yazi.”
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ZANELE: “Ncooh, ngiyabonga girl. Awusho, uwena yini obusendlini? Ngisho ngoba ngifica ku-clean, ngifuna ivest emhlophe ebikubhaskidi wezimpahla kanye nezicathulo ebeziphansi kombhede.”
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NOMSA: “Ivest isewodrophini kulezi nto ezi-ayiniwe zagoqwa kahle. Izicathulo zibheke ngenhla, khona lapho ngaphansi kombhede ngakwi-side elilala ubabakhe.”
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ZANELE: “Ey, wayidlala girl! Ngiyabonga. Bengikhathele, bengingeke ngilunge yi-washing.”
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NOMSA: OK, love ayikho inkinga. Angiwa-ayinanga amabhulukwe, ubowaqedela doll.”
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ZANELE: “Alright, will do.”
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*UZanele afonele uSlie*
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ZANELE: “Thanks, ngimtholile.”
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SLIE: “OK, sthandwa. You’re welcome.”
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Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo 😁😁
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle
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Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.
Jesu uthuleleni?
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Zahara: loliwe loliwe why did you lie
Black: loliwe loliwe wai dudula
I can’t believe people have been singing a lie for 6 years
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