One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
•°•
Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..

her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
😕
UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi

`Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angifice sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba wonke. KuJune noJuly ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision lapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!“

I wonder kuyokwenzekani mhla uMazwi athola ukuthi nathi besiyazi lendaba ka Rorisang😌

Senzo Mteshane:Shuth nathi sizinja

Umuntu uzoze afe impela nje engakaze edibane nezimbila zithutha

The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.

Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop

Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you